George Bush. A gentleman and a Scholar.

[Scarface]

This is why I love this guy.

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...0717?hub=World

[decypher]

"You eight hours? Me too. Russia's a big country and you're a big country. Takes him eight hours to fly home. Not Coke, diet Coke. ... Russia's big and so is China. Yo Blair, what're you doing? Are you leaving," Bush said.


LOL, hahaha. What a shitsandwich that bush is. All he needed was a beater and a mustard stain to complete the role.

[sNyx]

setttttttup!

[Grapes]

"Yo, Blair!"

The leader of the free world, ladies and gentlemen! Let's give him a big round of applause!

[-evil-duerr-]

what a clown. ha ha

[cubed]

Originally Posted by Grapes

"Yo, Blair!"

The leader of the free world, ladies and gentlemen! Let's give him a big round of applause!

I howled at that too.

[~*tct*~]

what a fucking moron

[Grapes]

Yo Blair! Pass me another one of them corn fritters!

[Grapes]

Huge props to Scarface for posting this. Story gets funnier every time I read it/talk about it.

I love the part about Russia and China. Fucking guy probably just looked at an atlas that morning.

[cubed]

^it's like our dinner convo all over again!

[Grapes]

Yea well.. if I have good material I'm not above re-hashing it.

"Yo Blair! Go long!"

[ebbomega]

You know, the more I see of this guy the more I picture him like that babbling guy from King Of The Hill.

[Drazkers]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

You know, the more I see of this guy the more I picture him like that babbling guy from King Of The Hill.

that describes the whole cast and the state of texas...

[Grapes]

Boomhauer!

"Yo Blair.. you gonna finish'em... dang ol ribs man.. cuz youknowI like ta dang ol kinda get in there and just be all.. kinda just.. belike with the dang ol barbeque sauce.. dang ol.. still hungry man"

[Scarface]

I wish i could find the video of him leaving the podium after a speech , and trying to leave through a locked door. The look on his face when he turned around was priceless. I remember almost crying laughing..and then remembering that the guy has access to "noookuuleer" weapons.

[Grapes]

This kind of thing was always hilarious right up until September 11th.

[Gusto]

http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jh...ddlyEnoughNews

"I'm looking forward to the feast you're going to have tonight. I understand I may have the honor of slicing the pig,"

"Thank you for having me. Looking forward to that pig tonight."

"I haven't seen that pig yet,"

"I thought you were going to ask about the pig," he told a reporter, who then said he was indeed curious about that too.

"The pig?" Bush said. "I'll tell you tomorrow after I eat it."