Barbecue Season

[Miss T]

Barbecue Season Is Here!

After the long months of cold and winter, we are now in summer and BBQ

season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of

this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man

will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put

into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with

the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is

lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.


Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.


More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks

her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the

situation.


Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.


More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces

and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.


And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....



Editor's Note: While apparently written by a woman, (perhaps even one that does not appreciate the skill that is required for successful barbecuing) this appears to be fairly accurate.

[Gusto]

trouble in paradise already, t? ahaa. heard the news, congratulations.:)

[Miss T]

haha, no trouble. just thought it was funny. thanks awesome dancing partner!! :)

[Ree Fresh]

LOL

Even more realistic...

12) Women cleans up all the dishes, garbage, and the bbq while man finishes his beer.

[Chewy]

tis a wonderful time of the year

[ebbomega]

For the record, my girlfriend didn't even know that you could use a lighter to light a barbeque. She had no clue the little hole on the side was even there. She kept throwing in matches after letting the gas build up and then running away.

[judicious.]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

For the record, my girlfriend didn't even know that you could use a lighter to light a barbeque. She had no clue the little hole on the side was even there. She kept throwing in matches after letting the gas build up and then running away.

lol!

dude, thats fucking hilarious!

and as for the whole bbqing thing...

yeah women are meant to do that shit.

I know I'm probably going to get alot of flack from the chicks on this board for saying this, but I like traditional girls.. the ones that WANT to stay home and raise the kids, cook, clean. I'll make the money and support.

I would never ask a chick who didnt have these beleifs to do it..

but there ARE still some chicks out there that wanna be the stay at home mom type.

[t-skywalker]

hahahaha this was cute to read thanks:D

[Play-it-hard]

Originally Posted by judicious.

lol!

dude, thats fucking hilarious!

and as for the whole bbqing thing...

yeah women are meant to do that shit.

I know I'm probably going to get alot of flack from the chicks on this board for saying this, but I like traditional girls.. the ones that WANT to stay home and raise the kids, cook, clean. I'll make the money and support.

I would never ask a chick who didnt have these beleifs to do it..

but there ARE still some chicks out there that wanna be the stay at home mom type.

Haha, Who wouldnt want to sit at home while their husband is out making the money.. I know I wouldnt mind.. Hope you have enough money to be able to do that.. lucky woman.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

12) Women cleans up all the dishes, garbage, and the bbq while man finishes his beer.

Jim's a lucky man.

[judicious.]

Originally Posted by Play-it-hard

Haha, Who wouldnt want to sit at home while their husband is out making the money.. I know I wouldnt mind.. Hope you have enough money to be able to do that.. lucky woman.

thats kinda the way I look at it. I mean, If I like her enugh.. she's MORE then worth it. And I'd be the lucky one, having a woman to take care of me and my family you know...

just gotta find the right girl..

[Play-it-hard]

aaahemm.. Hi there, my names kelly ;);)

[judicious.]

Hi Kelly..

I'm Judith... ;)

[Ree Fresh]

Originally Posted by Play-it-hard

Haha, Who wouldnt want to sit at home while their husband is out making the money.. I know I wouldnt mind.. Hope you have enough money to be able to do that.. lucky woman.

Women finds out husband is cheeting on her, divorce, man claims most of the money from divorce settlement becuase he was the one who made the money, women is left with no job and probly too old to start a career and most likly didnt finish her degree so she could make babies.

In this day and age... It's prbly best to have a plan B.

[judicious.]

Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

Women finds out husband is cheeting on her, divorce, man claims most of the money from divorce settlement becuase he was the one who made the money, women is left with no job and probly too old to start a career and most likly didnt finish her degree so she could make babies.

This is exactly the kind of flack I was expecting.

I'm not like that.

But there's nothing I can do to prove it and I know you women are fickle with trusting guys.

I grew up with 4 sisters so.. I know.

You're just watching out for yourselves. I know.

[Ree Fresh]

Originally Posted by judicious.

This is exactly the kind of flack I was expecting.

I'm not like that.

But there's nothing I can do to prove it and I know you women are fickle with trusting guys.

I grew up with 4 sisters so.. I know.

You're just watching out for yourselves. I know.

Really? I thought you were expectign us to call you a sexist pig

There are some women who are all about staying at home and some men who are all about being the sole member bringing home the bacon. It doesnt bother me if thats what works for them.

On the other hand divorce rates are just too high these days. And it seems the more of a norm it becomes... the easyer ppl head in that direction then trying to sort out their problems.

With the cost of living going up... wether your male or female you should probly be ready to at least support your self and your kids with out relying on anyone else.

It's reality not opion on tradition or sex.

[Wood]

huh, when i barbecue (which i do often) i do all the prep, all the cooking, all the serving and usually all the clean up too. i usually just let my girl kick back & relax while i take care of the food cause she works long hours & deserves some chill time... plus i love to cook, it puts me in a very relaxed headspace so it's good for everybody. i think if i let my gf barbecue we'd both be residing in the burn ward by now, if the food poisoning didn't get us first.

[Billy Shears]

Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

Women finds out husband is cheeting on her, divorce, man claims most of the money from divorce settlement becuase he was the one who made the money, women is left with no job and probly too old to start a career and most likly didnt finish her degree so she could make babies.

In this day and age... It's prbly best to have a plan B.

More like, 'woman finds out husband is cheating on her, divorce, man pays huge portion of his wage to her alimony...' It's not about who made the money, it's about what sort of lifestyle the partner has grown accustomed to. I know a woman currently living off of 60k a year in alimony. She STILL gets to sit around doing jack all.

[judicious.]

Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

Really? I thought you were expectign us to call you a sexist pig

There are some women who are all about staying at home and some men who are all about being the sole member bringing home the bacon. It doesnt bother me if thats what works for them.

On the other hand divorce rates are just too high these days. And it seems the more of a norm it becomes... the easyer ppl head in that direction then trying to sort out their problems.

With the cost of living going up... wether your male or female you should probly be ready to at least support your self and your kids with out relying on anyone else.

It's reality not opion on tradition or sex.

all good, valid points.

It's a good thing I dont believe in devorce.

You make a promise, you keep it.

Even if you have to stand on hot coal the rest of your life.

It a commitment, man.. why do it if you dont mean it?

[Billy Shears]

Originally Posted by judicious.

all good, valid points.

It's a good thing I dont believe in devorce.

You make a promise, you keep it.

Even if you have to stand on hot coal the rest of your life.

It a commitment, man.. why do it if you dont mean it?

I don't think that's fair.. All sorts of things can happen.
What if your spouse starts beating you after 2 years of marriage? Or even worse, what if he/she starts beating your kids? Of course, marriage shouldn't be taken lightly, and one shouldn't get married if they can foresee a potential divorce, but there are circumstances in which it's quite valid.

[project.one]

HAHA, good stuff!

Now, If I can only find a girl who would like to come over and join Chad and I for a BBQ on my new grill?