The Perfect Diet

[mapleleaf4ever]

My Dad forwarded this e-mail to me. Found it actually pretty funny.




>> I have a Labrador retriever & you know how they can eat...
>>
>> I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to
>> check out.
>>
>> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
>>
>> On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was starting The Purina
>> Diet again.
>>
>> Although I probably shouldn't try it again because I'd ended up in
>> the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
>> awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
>> coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
>>
>> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
>> that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
>> simply eat one or two every time you feel
>> hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going
>> to try it again.
>>
>> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
>> now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, heavy set, gruff
>> looking guy who was behind her.
>>
>> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
>> dog food poisoned me.
>>
>> I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and
>> a car hit me.
>>
>> I thought that poor guy, who looked to have never laughed before,
>> was going to have someone help him as he laughingly staggered to the
>> door.
>>
>> You just had to have been there for the laughter...

[LeeBrat]

heh, thats kinda funny :p

[project.one]

lol, not bad!