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Wednesday morning funny
One hot Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair in the shade, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a swig my glass of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied... "I am, and that's why she cuts the grass." |