The camping list!!!!

[mojo]

Hello.

I am taking my female companion camping next week and don't want to forget anything. I always forget something....and this being her first official "camping" experience i want it to go well. So, drop some items onto the list that you found where useful, things you may have forgotten in the past, or just general items that may slip my mind. That way the trip goes good, and Mike can spend most of it in the tent, if you know what im saying.
If you don't, im saying we are going to be playing Labrynth, the board game. And by labrynth i mean front door, and by board game i mean vigerous sexing.

tent
stove
axe

help please!!

-Mike

[PwInCeSs]

flash lights people always forget those

[prozac]

-lots of easy-to-prepare food
-lots of beer
-sunscreen
-towels
-bug spray
-first aid kit (you never know when she'll trip over a rock or something, then you can come to the rescue with your manly control over the situation and healing touch!)
-a few changes of clothes, lots of socks (easy to get wet/dirty)
-toilet paper
-flashlight, also maybe one of those lamp style ones so you can just set it somewhere and have light
-magazine/book/cards (for whenever you decide to take a break :P)
-ice/water
-a scrubby pad and biodegradable soap, unless you buy all disposable dishes
-coffee/tea/hot chocolate (wake her up with a cup of that in the morning, who's the hero now?)

[Kandyapple]

If there is any hint of rain bring a tarp! (and rope)
Also what are you going to sleep on? Are you bringing a matress or a foamy?

[Dean]

dont forget matches

i always forget matches... and if you light fires like i do regular lighters dont work

[mojo]

Originally Posted by Kandyapple

If there is any hint of rain bring a tarp! (and rope)
Also what are you going to sleep on? Are you bringing a matress or a foamy?

Queen sized air matress. I'm done with that foamy shit. ( oh man i sound like my mom)

and i have tarps out the yingyang, I hate being wet while camping. Thats the one thing that will ruin it for me, so i'll rig up a tarp city just in case.

thnx for the input everyone, keep it comin'!

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

-Tarps and rope because you never know when its going to rain in B.C!
-Wood is useful if you plan to have a fire..
-One of those fire toasters..open fire toast rocks!
-Books, or magazines because there will be times when you just want to chill out after all that sex..I mean playing board games!
-EXTRA BLANKETS..if shes never been camping, theres a pretty good chance she isnt going to be used to the chilly nights..an air mattress is also a good investment! ($35 at walmart and if you dont think you will use it again..return it when you come back! Walmart takes everything back!)
-Obviously she needs to taste 'smores' so the ingredients is needed! (graham crackers, marshmellows, dark or milk chocolate)
-Towels
-Speakers and batteries for some music
-Toothbrushes =X
-And all the necessaries that you couldnt possibly forget (clothes, shoes etc)

Have an awesome trip!! Be Safe =D

Where abouts are you planning to go?

[mojo]

Originally Posted by LLaaUUrrYYn

-Tarps and rope because you never know when its going to rain in B.C!
-Wood is useful if you plan to have a fire..
-One of those fire toasters..open fire toast rocks!
-Books, or magazines because there will be times when you just want to chill out after all that sex..I mean playing board games!
-EXTRA BLANKETS..if shes never been camping, theres a pretty good chance she isnt going to be used to the chilly nights..an air mattress is also a good investment! ($35 at walmart and if you dont think you will use it again..return it when you come back! Walmart takes everything back!)
-Obviously she needs to taste 'smores' so the ingredients is needed! (graham crackers, marshmellows, dark or milk chocolate)
-Towels
-Speakers and batteries for some music
-Toothbrushes =X
-And all the necessaries that you couldnt possibly forget (clothes, shoes etc)

Have an awesome trip!! Be Safe =D

Where abouts are you planning to go?

shit, good list. thnx!

we are going south to the Olympic Peninsula in Wash. . Starting at the Makah Indian Reserve (Neah Bay area) then on to the Point of the Arches. Should be beautiful. We were gonna go to Tofino but wanted something different.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...IB:en%26sa%3DN

[Gusto]

-condoms

[krisamata]

http://www.thecampingsource.com/the%20big%20list.htm

[Dean]

Originally Posted by krisamata

http://www.thecampingsource.com/the%20big%20list.htm

wow if your gonna bring all that you might as well just put your house on wheels and bring it too

[Goat]

lawn chairs to sit around the fire
or a chainsaw so you can show her how manly you are when you cut and build chairs
toilet paper
towel
matches
lighter
pillow
extra blankets ( it gets chilly in the mountains)
first aid kit (throw in some ibuprofen and tylonel)
toothbrush and dental floss
can opener
extra water
extra cigs
garbage bags
beeeeeer
roll of duct tape, hay wire, and an axe. You can build anything with those.
bunjee cords
leatherman
condoms and ky
jerry can of gas if you're in the boonies
spare tire
camping isn't camping without hot dogs and marsh mellows.
Also if you're looking for a simple but tasty change, cut up some steak in thin strips and let them marinate for a couple days in your cooler. Throw them on a stick and cook over the fire.

ps: I ROCK AT LABRYNTH!

[Chewy]

condoms
portable enema's
strap on
2 litres of lube
a few porn mags
scotch

i think your set

[crookedking]

remember to take a gun with you. that way you can shoot the signs on the side of the road.

[tiedye]

should I be ashamed of the fact that I have indeed shot road signs before? I'm not though..

[crookedking]

there's no reason to be ashamed.

[tiedye]

that's good.. although it is rather rednecked of me.

[mojo]

any last min suggestions ????

[Chewy]

mike you been camping enough to know what to bring


i also found your snow patrol cd

[Pennywise]

Originally Posted by Gusto

-condoms

Beat me to it.

[Chewy]

remember not to take any meats or vegetables across the border, they will take them away

[DefJef]

mushrooms and achahal!

[mojo]

Originally Posted by sirjeff

mushrooms !

couldnt find any :P and really shouldnt cross the border wit hthem anyways, but thnx for the suggestion!