to all the females who drink...or men who have to deal with us lol

[t-skywalker]

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
SOMEONE'S ASS…AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW
LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO


5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY

I LOVE IS SONG SO MUCH”



7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S

JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.



10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)



11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN
WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S
THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING
STRAIGHT.

just thought it was cute=)

[project.one]

haha nice one tiff!

[C_squared]

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE AROUND.

In most cases this is true.

[project.one]

#'s 1, 2, 6, & 8 are my fav's!

[t-skywalker]

i thought it was just really funny so i had to post it. so many girls i know are like this...its so true...giggle*

i think im even guilty at times for some

[MissMarz]

lol apart from the crying thing, this pretty much sums up most my weekends lol
jk
i'm a fun drunk.. or so i'm told.

[thechix0r]

That was cute... hehe made me smile

[t-skywalker]

=)
....................^^^

[baby-phat]

hahaha.. I love it.
Bored were ya honey bunches? :)

[cisforcookie]

i'm usually th spiritual geek.

[t-skywalker]

but ur not female^^^^lol

[Heffy]

dont forget about the losing the cellphone thing.

[t-skywalker]

^^hahahahaha so true

[t-skywalker]

bump just cause its funny:D

[shebavpg]

hehehe it's all mostly true :)

[LexI:ARR Ent]

Heheheh that's awesome, totally true for so many of my female ladie friends. Hehe and some do apply to me. More the passing out part.

[wishbone]

alcoholism is a disease. please seek medical assistance to get better.

[justShell]

this just makes me want to go out with a bunch of girls and get drunk!

[t-skywalker]

^^hahahah i know;)

[kAyB]

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.



3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
SOMEONE'S ASS…AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW
LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY

I LOVE IS SONG SO MUCH”

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S
THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING
STRAIGHT.

hahahah omfg so true .. i had a friend who lost her purse and jacket and couldnt find them too funny...

[t-skywalker]

i never get tired of this one haha

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by t-skywalker

[font=Courier New]WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

IT'S ON YOUR FREAKING ARM, WHERE IT'S BEEN ALL NIGHT.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE AROUND.

A COMMON MISCONCEPTION, REALLY THE GUYS ARE STARING AT YOU BECAUSE YOUR BOOB FELL OUT AND YOU DIDN'T NOTICE

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
SOMEONE'S ASS…AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

ALSO A PROBLEM FOR DUDES.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW
LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

DOESN'T MATTER, THE BOOZE STILL LIES FOR US.

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

BUT YET YOU NEVER CALL

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY

I LOVE IS SONG SO MUCH”

NO COMPLAINTS HERE

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

DEFINITELY NO COMPLAINTS HERE

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP COCAINE AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

FIXED

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S

JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

WHICH IS KIND OF SILLY SINCE A RANDOM DUDE BOUGHT THE DAMN DRINK

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

USUALLY THIS EPIPHANY DOESN'T HAPPEN UNTIL THE NEXT MORNING. WHEN YOU'RE READY TO PASS OUT IT'S USUALLY PREFACED WITH THE STATEMENT "THIS IS COMFeeey...." AND THEN DEGENERATES INTO GARBLED SPEECH SIMILAR TO A BURPING BABY

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN
WE SIT ON IT.

THIS EXPLAINS A LOT

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S
THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING
STRAIGHT.

STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW GIRLS THINK THEY CAN DO THIS AT A PLACE LIKE THE LOTUS

[t-skywalker]

^^#12)where glass is all over the floor...phift

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by kAyB

hahahah omfg so true .. i had a friend who lost her purse and jacket and couldnt find them too funny...

OHMIGOD are you EFFING SERIOUS!?!?!

that actually happened!?!??!?

WHAT HAPPENED AFTER!? YOU CAN'T JUST TELL US A STORY LIKE THAT AND THEN LEAVE US HANGING ON THE EDGE OF OUR CHAIRS IN ANTICIPATION

[shebavpg]

^^^ :) that is awesome