[CONTEST] Tickets 2 AGROadventures

[sNyx]

THATS RIGHT! F&K is back in the game, with a pair of tickets to ARGOadventues, at the Spanish, THIS FRIDAY! How does one get these tickets?

Your write a adventure story from our topic, and the best one wins! If must be 200+ words, and spelling don't count. All entires MUST BE POSTED HERE! By THURSDAY, so get writing, this thread is ONLY for stories, all other questions will be moved to another thread.

The topic you need to make an ADVENTURE story is: Golf Clubs (the kind you swing)

So remember, this thread is only for the stories, DO NOT POST QUESTIONS HERE! For everyone who doesn't win, or enter. BE SURE to come check out ARGOadventues this Friday at the Spanish.

Good Luck,
snyx

[omega_image]

k first of all i need this tik so here it goes


one day, i was walking buy nevada bob's golf store....and saw this sweet ass set of callaway golf clubs! but they were like $3000! and i didnt have any money or a job.....so i thought to myself "what can i do to get $3000?".....after a day or too of thinkin i didnt come up with anything, so being as smart as i was i asked my friend jon to gimme some advice.....so after talking to jon he told me to strip! ...... i thought to myself "hey how bad can it be" (i was desperate for the $$$!).....so i went down to the strip club and asked if i could strip a couple nights a week......the manager said sure...u have that cute boy thing goin on....hehe....so on my first night, i had to wear this policeman outfit....and strip to this disco song....so watever, when i got on i was at first nervous...then i got into the groove, thinkin i was all that and stuff.....after the first week i hade made only $20! so i took the hint (that i suked) and continued my search for $$.....so i went over to this gurls house named cece.....she was like a sister to me.....she told me to prostitute for her....(she was a female pimp) so i said fuk it might as well......so after a few nights i was startin to rack up the cash! hehe......then after a week i had made my $3000....but as i was walkin home from my last night out, these 3 guys named myles, lex, and kevin came up behind me, threw me in there car and raped me! ahhhh! hehe.....after that ordeal....i finally made it into my bed....the next morn when i woke up i got up went to nevada bobs and bought the golf clubs.....later that week i was still ticked off bout the rape....so i decided to have a lil revenge....i invited myles, lex, and kevin to my house for some drinks....kevin sold out....but lex and myles showed up....after gettin them hammered....i tied them to bed poles and shoved my entire golf set up their asses! hehe....after there hours off screamin i decided to run to mexico with cece and drink the rest of my life away......

hehe hope u all enjoyed
-adam

[mojojojo]

Im just entering this contest...for fun... hehe...

Sorta takes on a similar theme of "The Violin..." if anyone's seen the movie...hehe
Keebler stares at the set of golf clubs he'd be coverting sitting at the window of the Captain's .... with these clubs I can soooo invent some trippy moves....fuck glowsticks.... *homer simpson type dream of flailing around with golf clubs* ahh.. he takes a trashcan and smashes the window...and jacks the golf clubs....
as he runs down the street he feels someone yank his fuzzy chain... keebler chucks the clubs into the shadows as he turns around to see Officer Winnie.... what the hell you doing? she asks rather meanly.... Just walking up and down mainstreet that's all.... "You're coming with me" she drags him off leaving the clubs on the ground....
a figure walking down mainstreet stops by the shiney clubs....the street light shines on his face and reveals it's Mojojojo..... "ahh....what's this? Cool golfclubs... with these I can be like my hero Tiger Woods" he picks em up and sling em over his shoulder..... Mojojojo attemps many times to play golf but fails..... he gets pissed off and chucks the sack of clubs in the p.n.e parking lot (where he was trying to play miniture golf earlier) they smash right into the windshield of Stabmyhead's shiney new Beamer that her rich honger boyfriend bought for her ..."who's the fucking cunt who did this??" she rages gettin agro.... oh well...these will play into my golf porn theme at my new video shoot.... she drags the clubs into her car and drives towards the porn studio.....
*in the studio* a tall thin dude wearing an orange hat backwards comes up to Stabmyhead and introduces himself... "Hi Im Bob...I'll be playing the role of Bi-gger Wood" "Oh Hi..." smh gets all involved with her conversation that she forgets about the clubs and leaves them outside her dressing room...
they get picked up by a pruiney old lady..... Ohhh...golf clubs...I haven't played with these in a long time...she picks em up but gets pushed into a studio room "Dr. Ruth...you're back on in 5-4-3-2-1"
all confused because she's senile the lady resumes her show reading on the prom't "sex toys" she quickly goes "Hi you're back on sunday night sex show...and I was just about to show review my favorite toys in my pleasure chest...first up on my list....golf clubs...now these things are nice and smooth....and the size of all the men I've had in my 90 years..."......
and the saga of the golf club's interesting life continues....

[BLiNK]

Once upon a time, in a teensi-tiny li'l global village called the "Teensie-Tiny-Global-Village" Lived 3 teensie-tiny little people, and around this teensie tiny lil global village, they were known as "The Teensies". The Teensies were Blue, and all loved to golf and dance at the spanish cultural center!, and in their village, there just happenned to be a tenny tiny little pitch 'n putt golf course, and Spanish happenned to be right near their houses!

One golden afternoon, while the teensie birds were chirping their tiny little chirps, and the teensi tiny little butterflies were flutterring their little wings, One of the teensies, named Tiny-Tina, decided to call her two good cronies, which by the way, she had known for ever and a day, Small-Sally, and Little-Luke( get your minds out of the gutter, they didn't call him "Little" because of "that", he just had a little button nose,lol, anyhoo..moving along, back to my story....) Over the Phone, Small-Sally,Little-Luke, and Tiny-Tina all decided to go for a game of golf, at the "teeny-tiny pitch'n Putt".

When Little-Luke,Tiny-Tina, and Small-Sally arrived at the golf course, they all agreed on beginning at the tiny "windmill". Small-Sally Pulled out her puny little golf club. The club was an average club, that had the "average" companies signature, ingraved in its handle. Tiny-Tina then decided she should use a club as well, and so she pulled out hers. It was Red, and it matched her shinytiny-shoes just perfectly. And then Little-Luke decided to use his club, since he had just gotten a bran-spankin new one, from the "lil golf shop" near his house. The club had a beautiful handle, it was yellow, (to match his eyes and small gloves) None of the girls had ever seen a golf club like this before! it wuz absolutely spactacular!

Little-Luke Tried it out, and boy, did it swing nicely, it swooshed the tiny white ball right into the hole, giving him a hole in 1! His luck continued, as he kept on getting a hole in one, game after game, after game! It was great!

Meanwhile....................
There was a small green lil girl watching Little-Luke, and devising an EEEEEEvil,EEEEEEEEVIL plan to somehow steal The wonderful, colorful golf club. Her name was Star, and her game was creating a rucus, and trying to take over the world!!!!! (NNNNNOOOOooo!!)

Star, just wanted to get the whole thing over with, and so she ran up to Little-Luke, bonked him on the head, and ran off w/ the club. After several minuites of confusion, the teensies decided to look for star, and get the super golf club back into the hands of Little-luke, its rightful owner. They searched everywhere, but with no successs. Untill........................... They went to The Spanish Cultural Center! they saw her , and the golf club! they decided to "play it cool", and blend in w/ the teeny little, colorful crowd, and busted it up on the dancefloor, to a couple of djs, and as soon as they were close enough to Star, and the club, they emptied out agroDaves golf bag, and threw it over her head! Success!! they caught her! and the golf club! After getting Form and Kaos to kick her out, the three teensies,agrodave, and f&k, pulled sum serius "jackie Chan sh** on her ass! She was never seen in the Global Village again!

~THE END~





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[sNyx]

Congradulations, BLiNK!
You have won the pair of tickets to ARGOadventures!
Hope to see you, and everyone else at this party!

snyx