Review: Australia the Walkabout of a Lifetime

[jenai]

Now about to hit theatres across Canada, Australia is about the Wizard of Oz and walkabouts, for each of the main characters in this film have to do their own spiritual journey to reach the conclusion each of us eventually make: life is magical when you are free to belive in it and make it so.

Please go see Australia, but be willing to embark on your personal walkabout. I have.

[jenai]

Were I a girl, I'd ask for a Glock 26, an auto conversion kit and enough ammo to protect me from mashers.

Were I a girl, Miley Cyrus would be best to rid herself of the Disney curse. As a girl I'd apply to be her bodyguard because the boys shadowing her and her dad today are wusses.

Were i a girl, it's not Ms. or Miss; it's Ma'am.

...

But I am a man, and this is a man's world. Suffrage won for Victorian woman the rights enjoyed by Lady Ashley.

Go see Australia to see how real women behave. Heck, go to your personal Oz on your personal walkabout, ladies, tout de suite.

Stop buying into Metro Vancouver drama. It's cheap and is coming to a Wal-Mart nearby.

Loonie Tuesdays at Hollywood in Surrey in a month. Be there or be a colonial boor.

[NinjaBoy]

I never realized how funny a Movie review written by you could be...

[ppcock]

what's up with his double post?

[NinjaBoy]

You mean this post being in other threads.

I figure there are two possibilities.

A:

Jenai is actually a rare sentient species nobody was aware of. Act relativley close to a normal Homo Sapien, but with some key differences. I call this new species, "Homo Jenaist" The inability to form and communicate thoughts with Homo Sapiens. There is quite a bit of evidence on this board to support my hypothesis. How does this relate to my double post? Homo Jenaist, while intelligent, has difficulties with short term memory. Often times when this is combined with the apparent problems communicating through technology leads to double posts, and unreadable posts.

or B:

Jenai really likes Australia, and is trying to relate other posts to the movie so he can talk about how awesome the movie is.

[Locke]

Never tell me what I can't do.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

You mean this post being in other threads.

I figure there are two possibilities.

A:

Jenai is actually a rare sentient species nobody was aware of. Act relativley close to a normal Homo Sapien, but with some key differences. I call this new species, "Homo Jenaist" The inability to form and communicate thoughts with Homo Sapiens. There is quite a bit of evidence on this board to support my hypothesis. How does this relate to my double post? Homo Jenaist, while intelligent, has difficulties with short term memory. Often times when this is combined with the apparent problems communicating through technology leads to double posts, and unreadable posts.

how do you come up with this so fast?

I lolled and spilled apple juice on my pants.