a simple life

[Sammy Skillz]

paris hilton is my hero.

she's so funny and i fucking love her style!!!

me and caitlin have decided that we're going to pretend we're in the show

I'll be Paris and caitlin will be Nicole.

best show ever.

-s.

[*Caitlin*]

LET YOUR GRANDSONS KNOW WE'RE IN TOWN!! AND WE'RE SINGLE!!

[Sammy Skillz]

so like...what's walmart?

is that where you buy stuff for your like..wall?

-s.

[stringbeans]

to quote amanda walsh from much music while she was talking about the sex tape..

"why is she green??"

[Sammy Skillz]

caitlin, the scary thing is...that's exactly how we'd act if we had to live on a farm.

we should like i dunno move to abbotsford or somewhere icky for a month

-s.

[jim]

so sammy when do you get exploited by a scandalous sex tape?

[Sammy Skillz]

hahahaha don't worry..that's in the making!! i have to catch up to the real Paris.

OWWWWWWWWW ITS HOT! WATCH OUT!

-s.

[All!e]

best thread ever!

[GiggleyGal]

Hahahaha that show is soooo funny.

[Crazy_Cat_Lady]

i don't know who i feel more bad for...hilton and richie, or the family! I have to agree with hilton on one thing...i wouldn't want to skin/pluck chickens either! And what's up with that family...they have a well in there house!!

[Hot Karl]

night vision function on the camera

[diagnosis]

paris hilton is such a crackhead. i just read an article about her in rolling stone, and she comes across as this psychotic, self absorbed, pathological liar "it girl" peice of trash.

plus her face kind of looks like a horse.

[miss.myra]

Paris Hilton is awesome

don't tell me you wouldn't love to be young, hot, obnixous and a heiress to a huge fortune?

[diagnosis]

Originally posted by miss.myra
Paris Hilton is awesome

don't tell me you wouldn't love to be young, hot, obnixous and a heiress to a huge fortune?

oh i would LOVE to be her. unfortunately i'm a young, fat, boring daughter of starving artists on the poor side of a big canadian city. and that entitles me to the thought that she is a horrible, psychotic person who hasn't done anything and gets away with being a drunken pornstar idiot because her parents own some stuff.

mmcapitalism.

[Starberry]

I think Paris is super hot.

Sammy & Caitlin, I could so see you guys being them!

I burst out laughing so hard when they said that line about Wal-Mart. And at the supermarket, when they didn't have enough money and asked if they could 'just have it'. Oh, and at the end of the first episode when they said they should have a threesome with that kid. LOL

*Jen*

[*Caitlin*]

the scary thing is, between the two of us, i'm sure sammy and i have said something as dumb as that.... and if not, i know we've been that snotty.

[pony]

they've never had a job ever in their real life..
isn't that enuff said?? um spoiled or what??

[cinist]

those girls are fuckin hilarious......

i think they both need a lot of education in so many ways

Originally posted by diagnosis


oh i would LOVE to be her. unfortunately i'm a young, fat, boring daughter of starving artists on the poor side of a big canadian city. and that entitles me to the thought that she is a horrible, psychotic person who hasn't done anything and gets away with being a drunken pornstar idiot because her parents own some stuff.

mmcapitalism.

HAHA ....... nice

[*KeLLnEsS*]

They don't NEED to work they have enough money. 'sides Paris does modeling. They look like their having an awesome time. I wanna see where they snuck out to go. And Is It Just me or Does Nicole Ritchie look nothing like her dad?

[Aki]

hahah i didn't realize sammy started a simple life thread too!
shows how much we are both obsessed with it
paris is soo hot

[Special_J]

Yeah Paris looks hot on tv. But if she was just a regular person I dont' think she would look so good. Think about it, if you had that much money and didnt' have a job, you could spend all you time tanning and working on the perfect body. Anyone who has that much money to spend on their looks is going to be gorgeous.

[Veni*C]

Originally posted by Special_J
Yeah Paris looks hot on tv. But if she was just a regular person I dont' think she would look so good. Think about it, if you had that much money and didnt' have a job, you could spend all you time tanning and working on the perfect body. Anyone who has that much money to spend on their looks is going to be gorgeous.

i was just going to say the same thing.....a little tanning and a good makeup atrist can work wonders!!!also....i think shes too skinny.....not saying theres anything wrong with skinny...cause im skinny....but u get to a point where its kinda gross.....if that makes sence.....shes still really pretty....seems like a dumbass though...i would probably smack her....i cant stand stupid ppl.

[Sammy Skillz]

i love the way she looks...she's so angular and thin. i love it! i think she's so hot.

1/2 price anal salty weiner bugers

yeah caitlin...i know we've said some really dumb things in the past. but that's what makes us so much fun. but we're not too snotty. i don't think?

i was watching it tonight with my brother and at the part where they were working at that fast food place, my brother said "this reminds me of you and your friends" and i was like "I KNOW"

then again...i would never work at a fucking fast food place...ever.

-s.

[Aki]

^^ ha ha so true
:kam:

[-stinkay-]

before tha show was on, ET was on and it was a clip of ritchie chik sayin shes slowly gettin over her heroin addiction...right on....