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Old Mar 27, 04
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Jersey Girl

I loved it but I love Kevin Smith and his heavy handed schlock. I love his acting choices too, AFFLECK.

All the acting is very good, View Askew movies usually are full of hacks overacting and hamming it up, but i cant think of a weak performance. Dialog makes the movie, like every Kevin Smith movie. Very chasing amy-ish.

Final Verdict: If you dont like Kevin Smith movies, or you've never seen one before, you will think this is a shitty sap movie that goes no where. If you like Kevin Smith movies you will find it like an old friend coming to visit.
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Old Mar 27, 04
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i definately wanna see this...
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Old Mar 27, 04
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ben affleck is the biggest insult to cinema since carrot top.
I hope this film success shows brilliant director kevin smith to never use this waste of oxygen again.
Paycheck was so horrible, I shat myself in disgust.
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Old Mar 27, 04
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Was it better than dogma?

Loved the dialogue in that movie , but who actually talks like that?

Snootch.
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Old Mar 27, 04
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ben affleck is the biggest insult to cinema since carrot top.
I hope this film success shows brilliant director kevin smith to never use this waste of oxygen again.
Paycheck was so horrible, I shat myself in disgust.
haha yea Ben sucks so does J lo. what a skank
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Old Mar 27, 04
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ben affleck is the biggest insult to cinema since carrot top.
I would have to disagree with that. I would think Steven Segal wins that nomination. Next to Chuck Norris
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Old Mar 27, 04
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affleck's awesome. he's crazy cool. watch a real interview with this guy, he's fuckin hilarious.

but the whole beniffer thing has soured me a bit.
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afflecks cool. to hate a guy just cuz hes over hyped makes you a slave to the media.
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Old Mar 28, 04
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what if you think he's a talentles hack?
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Old Mar 28, 04
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Was it better than dogma?

Loved the dialogue in that movie , but who actually talks like that?
Um. Me.

At least I think I do. People around me talk like that. It's one of the things that appealed to me the most of Smith's writing.
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haha yea Ben sucks so does J lo. what a skank
BIG UP TO THE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM MASSES!
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Old Mar 30, 04
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Can't wait to see this one. Huge fan of Kevin Smith.
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Old Apr 05, 04
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me and cheebus say paycheck together. even though we were higher than kites ben A made us want to gouge each others eyes. i went to the theater last week and had to make a choice between jersey girl and good bye lenin, i choose the later and it was a GREAT movie
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Old Apr 05, 04
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anthony ben affleck sucks. don't bother arguing it. he blows goats...atleast in paycheck he does. if you don't believe me go rent it!! then you'll be running to me with scissors in your hands begging me to finish you off
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Old Apr 05, 04
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afflecks cool. to hate a guy just cuz hes over hyped makes you a slave to the media.
You just like Ben cuz he's Casey's brother. ;)

And I am SO stoked to see JG. *ponders* This week mayhap...
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You just like Ben cuz he's Casey's brother. ;)
That's half the reason _I_ like him....
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Old Apr 05, 04
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I like affleck, his acting is fine. I'd like to see any of you do better... it sure is easy to criticize. Poor Jay and Silent Bob.. .. they are all done now. I havent seen jersey girl, probably wait for it to come out on dvd. IT would sure be cool if those two stoners had a cameo.

do better? Alright here I got a digicam filming an old muffin in a jar of pickle juice. If you watch it for more then five minutes it'll be more intreguing then any role Ben Affleck has ever played.

Kevin Smith rocks, there's no question, it's just so sad he got stuck with Ben as the starring role in his new movie.
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Old Apr 05, 04
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i agree. you know that pop tart add with the dumb ass who makes that beeeeeewn sound. i am doing that right now. beeeeewn !!!! BEN AFLECK BLOWS GOATS!!!!
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Old Apr 15, 04
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I like Kevin Smith, but this movie just sucked. Affleck acts like a robot with shit on his lips.
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