worst movies you've seen

[Bitchin]

Originally Posted by robyn

It has Jessica Alba in it!

Still not a good enough reason.
In my books.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Bitchin

Still not a good enough reason.
In my books.

depends on how many ass and clevage shots there are.

[ebbomega]

These are weak.

"Manos" The Hands of Fate
Pod People
Puma Man
The Wild Wild World of Batwoman

Go watch some mystery science theatre 3000 and then come back here and tell me that Blade Trinity was that bad.

Manos is horrid. Absolutely horrid. You have no concept of what the word "trite" means until you've spent 10 minutes driving around a bunch of countryside and looking at farmland.

It's the cinematic equivalent of a drill slowly maneouvering into your cerebral cortex. Pain in 35mm for your convenience.

[crookedking]

and the wild wild world of batwoman sounds so promising!

[CodaDrummer]

Open Water.

I thought Napolean Dynamite was the worst movie I had ever seen, untill I watched it again. Now I know I was a complete idiot.

[Cosmos]

christmas with the kranks

[Mr.Wrong]

i own this movie called flossin, DONT BUY MOVIES YOU HAVENT SEEN JUST CAUSE YOU CAN

worst acting ever
i swear the people on the front of the case arent even in the movie
and they had to change some of the actors half way through the movie cause two of em got shot or something....... theres a good way to confuse the shit outta the viewer

[charly]

oh oh oh! i'd like to add 'jeepers creepers', 'ginger snaps', and 'fear dot com' to the list.

[sidekick]

^yeah, i totally agree with you on 'Jeepers Creepers'...that was a terrible terrrrrrible movie.

[Executive J]

white chicks and Made

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by -ff-

bad boys 2... gangs of newyork?

gangs of new york was alright... (IMO)

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by Hemi57

Open Water.

I thought Napolean Dynamite was the worst movie I had ever seen, untill I watched it again. Now I know I was a complete idiot.

Open Water.... hahah yeah dude, i was stoned and i still hated it!!!

it's like a cheesy soap opera with horrible actors and bad filming equipment... exept there's only 2 people, and they're floating in the water the whole movie... talking...

dear god, you have no fucking clue how horrible that movie is!!! go see it for your selves!

[decypher]

All these shitty movies u guys been listing suck so bad, i didn't even bother to watch them.

But i disagree with Gangs of new york and napolean dynamite, i enjoyed them.

[mojo]

elf

what trash

[Playboybuny]

Originally Posted by Filo

there are a lot of movies listed here that have no business being listed as worst movies ever

I Agree!!

[tvmann]

Rock Hudson in Embryo is pretty bad. It's a science fiction thing. At one point Rock is on top of a zombie monster trying to kill it and shouts "Die, damn you, die!"

You can tell he has AIDS or something bad, his cheeks look sunken and he has lost weight. Made in 1976 before they knew anything much about the disease or even had a name for it. He died in 1985 from AIDS.

Probably not the worst movie made but the background story is interesting. Now in the DVD bargain bins.

http://movies2.nytimes.com/gst/movie...tml?v_id=15684

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by Executive J

white chicks and Made

I'll give you White Chicks but I fucking love MADE. Vince Vaughn is so funny in that movie.... he is so painfully annoying and stupid that he makes you almost want to punch your TV. Swingers is a good one too......

[ppcock]

watching crookedking making love to a horse.

(change crookedking to ppcock)

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by tvmann

Rock Hudson in Embryo is pretty bad. It's a science fiction thing. At one point Rock is on top of a zombie monster trying to kill it and shouts "Die, damn you, die!"

You can tell he has AIDS or something bad, his cheeks look sunken and he has lost weight. Made in 1976 before they knew anything much about the disease or even had a name for it. He died in 1985 from AIDS.

Probably not the worst movie made but the background story is interesting. Now in the DVD bargain bins.

http://movies2.nytimes.com/gst/movie...tml?v_id=15684

that link to the review makes me want to watch it.

[cubed]

Hasn't anyone else noticed that someone listed Zoolander?
WTF?

Diva under Cubed's account

[neoh]

I hated zoolander! :|

[Juicyka]

my boss's daughter........with tara reid..
WORST MOVIE EVER !!
i couldnt even watch the rest of it.

[Grapes]

elf

what trash

Yeah, elf really really sucked. Will Ferrel had his moments, the rest of the movie was a big steaming turd. So many cliches... the "fish out of water" concept.. and then the subsequent "fish out of water actually understands things better than those who supposedly "fit in" "

UUUgggh.

I want to give a nod to Charlie's Angels, which was playing at some house party I was at, and seemed retarded beyond all reason. And I want to throw one out there that hasn't been mentioned yet: The Way of the Gun.

I don't walk out on many movies, but when a climactic final gunfight takes place around the bedroom in which a GRUESOME BACKALLEY ABORTION is underway.. Welp, that was the last straw for me. Not to mention the fact that, leading up to that point, it was nothing but a Tarantino ripoff of the lowest order.

Hey wait a minute, James Caan was in 2/3 of these films. Why do people like that guy again?

[neoh]

^ I find that anything with George Clooney in it (like James Caan) just sucks.

except oceans 11.

[cubed]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Hey wait a minute, James Caan was in 2/3 of these films. Why do people like that guy again?

all is answered in the godfather.