jerry springer VS maury povich

[crookedking]

which one do you like better?

and don't give me any of that you don't like either of them crap.

[hardstylin]

jerry, i fucking loved old school jerry new school is just funny.

[crookedking]

I'm Tim's friend Ole and I say Jerry.

The audience on Maury always boo the poor guy being tested, but not the whore who's sitting there making her seventh appearance on the show.

I've been sitting here watching this shit for the last forty minutes and my face is sore from all the laughing.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

[mapleleaf4ever]

It's always amazing the things they come up with to put on Jerry.

[ja_raul]

aside from the "whos my baby's daddy" themed shows, maury has some really touching topics such as "geek to stud" or some crap like that, i also like the shows where they have 500 pound women going out with male midgets, or the other ever so popular couple : average looking businessman married to a bondage whore/stripper.

you also cant forget the fat kids.



edit : am i the only one who voted for maury? im saddened by you people

[Only_Glory]

it's not that i dislike maury

it's just on jerry, i just find toothless women who prostitute themselves for KFC chicken so hot

[Berta]

im gonna have to give my vote to jerry.

[Mr.Wrong]

maury sucks

[crookedking]

i totally thought that this thread was going to be a hit :(

[crookedking]

i was thinking of creating a troll just to liven this thread up a bit.

is that weird?

[Dean]

my favorite jerry springer was the one about marrying a horse.. that was a good show

[Mr.Wrong]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i was thinking of creating a troll just to liven this thread up a bit.

is that weird?

..on the next jerry.

[Carrie]

it's the jerry episode that the daughter told the mother that she was a lesbian..

and the mother was so against it... and then they brought out who the daughter was sleeping with...

the cousin.. the mother was furious.. but the mother confessed that she also sleeps with the cousin (her neice)

so the cousin wanted a threesome.. the mother didn't want the daughter sleeping with the cousin, but wanted to continue "teaching" the cousin and the daughter and cousin weren't gonna stop being together..

THEN.. the dad comes out.. gets told the story and says

"I'm related to a bunch of carpet munchers"

[Goat]

"I slept with 5 guys...who's the father?"
"None of them were the father, there's another 5, who's the father?"
Two actual episodes, I shit thee not.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Goat

"I slept with 5 guys...who's the father?"
"None of them were the father, there's another 5, who's the father?"
Two actual episodes, I shit thee not.

it was an episode like that that inspired this thread.