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Old Mar 11, 06
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holy fuck, this movie was so bad it wasn't even worth the $0 I paid for it.

plot was pathetic, acting was even more pathetic and the scary factor heavily relied on the 'freaks', which I personally thought were more laughable than scary.


I give it about a D.
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about as much as I expected. . . we really need a modern day Vincent Price. Horror movies suck these days.
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Old Mar 11, 06
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every horrow movie i've seen lately sucks ass. Seriously
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Old Mar 11, 06
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Thank you for saving me whatever the price of a movie ticket is nowadays, 11.50 right?
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Old Mar 11, 06
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dammit! i don't know if you and i have the same taste in movies, but i've wanted to see this movie since i first saw their commercials.

did you like the saw movies? dawn of the dead? did you hate land of the dead?
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dammit! i don't know if you and i have the same taste in movies, but i've wanted to see this movie since i first saw their commercials.

did you like the saw movies? dawn of the dead? did you hate land of the dead?
I liked the saw movies, but I've never seen dawn of the dead or land of the dead.

I realize I'm pretty much a stranger to you, but TRUST ME, it was bad. quite a few people walked out in the middle of the movie. there was even a part in the movie that was so predictable that the audience started yelling, "WHY????".

I'm not usually one to excessively bash a movie, but I'd honestly say this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I was literally sitting there shaking my head, almost pissed off at how stupid it was
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Old Mar 11, 06
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am not surprised in the least...
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but the commercials made it look so good!

"will you play with us?"

edit-that wasn't meant for the guy who doesn't like horror movies because they give him bad dreams. it was meant for joanne.
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Old Mar 11, 06
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i wanted to watch it then read up on the plot and stuff and realized it sucked ass so didn't go see it..

oh jo..we still never had our horror movie night..haha..
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Old Mar 11, 06
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the original sucked. why would the remake be any better?
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but the commercials made it look so good!

"will you play with us?"

edit-that wasn't meant for the guy who doesn't like horror movies because they give him bad dreams. it was meant for joanne.
I swear they must have made that one scene just to get people to watch the movie. that scene lasted 3 seconds and pretty much had zero connection to the plot.

I'm very weary of commercials... I generally like to read reviews about horror movies before watching it as they always have the potential to suck major balls. unfortunately, my bf got suckered in by that same commerical scene and insisted we watch it opening night.

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oh jo..we still never had our horror movie night..haha..
I knooow! I need you to recommend some foreign horror movies. for an ethnic girl, I'm pretty fucking un-ethnic. :(

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the original sucked. why would the remake be any better?
I didn't know this was a remake. I watched this without even really knowing the plot.

dagnammit, this serves me right for being open-minded!
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Old Mar 11, 06
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lol......its funny when people walk out of movies
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Old Mar 11, 06
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I'm going to see the original one from 1977 tonight directed by Wes Craven, heard it slays the new one
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Old Mar 11, 06
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a girl i work with said she loved it...

hrmmmm.........
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I'm going to see the original one from 1977 tonight directed by Wes Craven, heard it slays the new one
its creepy, but remember its from 1977, so the costumes/special effects are a joke.
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Old Mar 11, 06
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the trailer looked scary
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the trailer looked scary
that's because they cram all of the scary buildups from the movie into 30 seconds. trailers are genious marketing because they leave you wondering what leads up to the scary parts, and usually becuase they don't give enough information as to what the movie is about you go just to find out. Brilliant scheme, but in most cases nowadays, curiousity bored the cat.
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that's because they cram all of the scary buildups from the movie into 30 seconds. trailers are genious marketing because they leave you wondering what leads up to the scary parts, and usually becuase they don't give enough information as to what the movie is about you go just to find out. Brilliant scheme, but in most cases nowadays, curiousity bored the cat.
really? that's what they do?
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really? that's what they do?
once in awhile. . yeah.
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so let me get this straight...the people who make the commercials make it so that we want to go and see the movie?

those slippery little bastards. no wonder why i went and saw "forrest gump".
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you fell for that old trick? I only watch movies that can't afford air time for trailers. hence, I've seen Dead Alive 342 times.
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you fell for that old trick? I only watch movies that can't afford air time for trailers. hence, I've seen Dead Alive 342 times.
but if you don't have a commercial to tell you aboot it then how do you know that they're playing?
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it's a matter of prescience. . the science fiction kind.
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wtf? where do you get your melange from?

edit-rakis???
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my mixture of turkish brandy? ?
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