[UPCOMING DJs] Wishbone Talent Management

wishbone · #1 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 07

Take this post more seriously than you normally would from me.
And if this should be in classifieds, move it.

Are you a bedroom DJ, band, singer or actor who does not play out? Got the skills, but no connections? Looking for that big break, or to get your demo into the right hands? Let me help you.

I am looking to get into talent representation and will glady represent you, no bones about it. Having taken business as a major I can talk the talk, political science minor means I can bargain, and religious philosophy cert means I have God on my side. Do you have God? No? We play drop-in bball down at the Y every Thursday, I'll get you in a good word.

Regardless, let me help you get booked. Or your pizza's free.

Please PM to inquire further.

ppcock · #2 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 07

this is the gayest thing since faggy gay disco house.

wishbone · #3 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 07

I'll provide you with such information as once you start getting booked, how to keep getting booked.

*cough*

rawb · #4 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 07

WHAT ABOUT US BRAIN-DEAD SLOBS?

cubed · #5 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 07

great in theory.

but you're still missing one thing.

and it's not so easy to come by.

sorry.

#6 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 07

What kind of pizza?

wishbone · #7 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 07

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Originally Posted by cubed

great in theory.

but you're still missing one thing.

and it's not so easy to come by.

sorry.

HOPES AND DREAMS CRUSHED

wishbone · #8 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by rawb

WHAT ABOUT US BRAIN-DEAD SLOBS?

YOU'LL BE GIVEN CUSHIE JOBS!

cubed · #9 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by wishbone

HOPES AND DREAMS CRUSHED

it's ok wizzy.

I can teach you the ways for a fee.

:)

rawb · #10 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 07

WERE YOU SENT HERE BY THE DEVIL?

wishbone · #11 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 07

monoraaaaaaaaaaaaail
Monoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
MONORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

MONO

cubed · #12 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 07

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Originally Posted by rawb

WERE YOU SENT HERE BY THE DEVIL?

my friends call me louie cypher.

dj4mula · #13 (**permalink**) Mar 22, 07

whats your cut?

wishbone · #14 (**permalink**) Mar 22, 07

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Originally Posted by dj4mula

whats your cut?

case of beer

FeelGood · #15 (**permalink**) Mar 22, 07

wishy, can you get shitty bedroom trance dj's booked?

if so my hats tipped to you.

Gusto · #16 (**permalink**) Mar 22, 07

just send me your ebook.

kir mokum · #17 (**permalink**) Mar 22, 07

which god is on your side and how is he/she going to help you with the godless rave scene?

wishbone · #18 (**permalink**) Mar 22, 07

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Originally Posted by kir mokum

which god is on your side and how is he/she going to help you with the godless rave scene?

Only one God, found through natural religion! Forget the scriptures, they only impede the truth!

Grapes · #19 (**permalink**) Mar 22, 07

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Originally Posted by rawb

WERE YOU SENT HERE BY THE DEVIL?

No good sir, he's on the level.

.Ice · #20 (**permalink**) Mar 22, 07

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Originally Posted by Grapes

No good sir, he's on the level.

Haha... simpsons!

Grapes · #21 (**permalink**) Mar 23, 07

Haha.. yeah!

kir mokum · #22 (**permalink**) Mar 23, 07

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Originally Posted by wishbone

Only one God, found through natural religion! Forget the scriptures, they only impede the truth!

is it this guy?

RockSam · #23 (**permalink**) Mar 24, 07

get a life

thebobman · #24 (**permalink**) Mar 24, 07

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Originally Posted by RockSam

get a life

You know that IS a great slogan for wishbone's talent agency!

ppcock · #25 (**permalink**) Mar 24, 07

oh oakenfold... i wonder where his standing stool is. He looks a little short behind the decks. And also like a troll.

from under the trance bridge.

And rocksam, your bitterness wont land you bookings here. You gotta give a little (head) to get a little.