Laaauuuuurrrryyyyyynnnnnnn

[mystique]

So a frog walks into a bank and the frog says to the teller (Mrs. Patty Wack)
"I need a $10,000 loan, my name is Kermit McJager and I want to use this as collateral."
(here the frog holds out a little ceramic donkey figurine)
The bank teller stares at the frog in disbelief, takes the donkey and says,
" I will have to speak to the bank manager."


I was relaying this joke to someone the other day and it made me think about you! Hope your doing good.- xo

[Carrie]

this joke is not funny.

continue with your hey you thread.

[mystique]

:D Wasnt the point Carrie!

But thanks anyways.

[frogprincess]

frogs and donkeys are a couple of my favorite things.

[Carrie]

well what is the point then?

you told a joke, and it wasn't funny

[mystique]

I didnt tell the whole joke and you wouldnt get the point because your carrie, not Lauryn.

[mystique]

Originally Posted by frogprincess

frogs and donkeys are a couple of my favorite things.

What about VW Bugs, Airwalks and Jeremy?

[Carrie]

well you should tell the whole joke then

[frogprincess]

Originally Posted by mystique

What about VW Bugs, Airwalks and Jeremy?

old school

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Originally Posted by mystique

So a frog walks into a bank and the frog says to the teller (Mrs. Patty Wack)
"I need a $10,000 loan, my name is Kermit McJager and I want to use this as collateral."
(here the frog holds out a little ceramic donkey figurine)
The bank teller stares at the frog in disbelief, takes the donkey and says,
" I will have to speak to the bank manager."


I was relaying this joke to someone the other day and it made me think about you! Hope your doing good.- xo

Mrs. Patty Wack explains the situation to the manager and asks what the little figurine is

"Its a nick nack patty wack, give the frog a loan!"


Ahaha..That made me lol. I havent even thought about that in years.

I am fantastic. Hows life in Alberta?

(horrible quality but you get the point)

[mystique]

awww hi honey..... thats what I was waiting for!

brought back alot of memories..... DANCE MIKE DANCE.

Alberta is ok....big change. Its supposed to snow here in the weekend....

Uncle Jay sent me a message on fnk and then I never heard from him again... that was a couple weeks ago.

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Originally Posted by mystique

awww hi honey..... thats what I was waiting for!

brought back alot of memories..... DANCE MIKE DANCE.

Alberta is ok....big change. Its supposed to snow here in the weekend....

Uncle Jay sent me a message on fnk and then I never heard from him again... that was a couple weeks ago.

I got a new car! Its a '96 honda civic si. sparkley purple! And I bought it myself..no thanks to greg!

I've talked to Jay alot recently, he lied and told me he was moving home and that we need to have a laurens house rave..and then told me he wasnt. He lives with his gf in cali.

[mystique]

YOU DID!!!??? email me a picture!!!!!! Very happy for you.

Jay likes to lie about coming home. Actually he likes to lie about alot of things now that I think about it. I still remember how he would call me at like 4 in the am and tell me stories about how he was locked out of his house and how he had to take a cab to my house RIGHT THAT MOMENT.


Hows Jessiah and Noah doing? Jaedyn is in grade 1 this year.. unbeleivable! Just went to get her picture taken so when I get them back I will scan and email.

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Originally Posted by mystique

YOU DID!!!??? email me a picture!!!!!! Very happy for you.

Jay likes to lie about coming home. Actually he likes to lie about alot of things now that I think about it. I still remember how he would call me at like 4 in the am and tell me stories about how he was locked out of his house and how he had to take a cab to my house RIGHT THAT MOMENT.


Hows Jessiah and Noah doing? Jaedyn is in grade 1 this year.. unbeleivable! Just went to get her picture taken so when I get them back I will scan and email.

Fucking uncle jay!

Both the boys are good. Noah is turning two on monday! So crazy. I freaking love those kids. Definately email me a picture of jaedyn. Hows Jordan? Hows your mom enjoying the change? And the rest of the family? Are you all living together?