bob

high-dee · #1 (**permalink**) May 23, 02

TRIPLE LATTE LOW FAT FUDGE ASS FONDLING DICK LICK!

...i'll eat you and your GI Joe for breakfast, punk...

bob · #2 (**permalink**) May 23, 02

that's it...

OCTUPLE VENTI WHITE CHOCOLATE VALENCIO DUB-DA-FUDGE AVEC LE SHUT YOUR OUVRE LA PORTE -- FOR HERE OR TO GO, HOE

MOMOMOMOCHAHAHA

high-dee · #3 (**permalink**) May 23, 02

ASS WIPING WITH HANDS COVERED IN HOT DAIRY QUEEN CARAMEL WITH EXTRA SPRINKLES CABBAGE BREATH SHIT EATING ANUS DWELLER!

... and I am just getting warmed up, bro...

bob · #4 (**permalink**) May 23, 02

TWO-HEADED GARDEN VOMIT WORM JERKER, SEE-SAW FARMING APPLE FRITTER FUCKFACE, "PURPLE-ASSED COCKSUCKER!!!"

(the quoted part is from naked lunch [book not the movie])

high-dee · #5 (**permalink**) May 23, 02

2 TIMING, DOUBLE DIRT DOG EATING FOUL MOUTHED PINK VOMIT GUT ASS EATING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER! (the one eyed kind, of course)

eat shit and die.

bob · #6 (**permalink**) May 23, 02

i'm at work
but just you wait
i get breaks you know

high-dee · #7 (**permalink**) May 23, 02

SCUM SUCKING TITTIE LEECHING BOIL INFESTED MAGGOT MOUTH WITH EXTRA HOT SAUCE AND CROCODILE SCALES, BITCH!

WITH A PASTEY WHITE ASS!

i wait for no one. foo.

bob · #8 (**permalink**) May 23, 02

u spelled MAGGOT wrong
foo.

high-dee · #9 (**permalink**) May 23, 02

there, i changed it.

i was getting all into it, and i forgot to check spelling.

i think i won this round, bro.

bob · #10 (**permalink**) May 23, 02

not quite.
i just snagged a columbo video.

high-dee · #11 (**permalink**) May 23, 02

columbo is fat, and so old skool.

i'm gonna find me "White Men Can't Jump", and get some trash talk form there.

plur off.

high-dee · #12 (**permalink**) May 24, 02

http://www.form-kaos.com/board/showt...&threadid=5507

hahaha!
i had no idea you felt that way, bob.

bob · #13 (**permalink**) May 24, 02

well like i said... if you got the money honey...

high-dee · #14 (**permalink**) May 25, 02

how much?
like, $1?

yeah, i can afford it, but that can also buy me a tim horton's coffee...

bob · #15 (**permalink**) May 25, 02

did you hear the one about the guy who went up to a hooker and asked "how much?". she said "a buck an inch". so he pulled out a loonie and asked her for change.

something like that... i think you can get a small coffee and a little bob with the change from the coffee.

high-dee · #16 (**permalink**) May 26, 02

haha, no- that was the first time i heard it, but it was funny.

what happened to the trash talk? couldn't keep up?

bob · #17 (**permalink**) May 26, 02

i'm high on drugs right now i'm going to starbucks
i went to my first rave party this year last night

high-dee · #18 (**permalink**) May 26, 02

what drugs? what drugs?
JIB? I love jib. Jib is the best.

starbuck's licks ass.

blenz or Tim's. Support canada.

bob · #19 (**permalink**) May 26, 02

man i did 2 points of jib
2 caps of e
a pound of k
and a had a hamburger with mushrooms on it
real live mushrooms

high-dee · #20 (**permalink**) May 26, 02

you must be one huge sketch case.
you are such a raver.

the hamburger would have been my favourite part.

bob · #21 (**permalink**) May 26, 02

cuz we were talking about the pesticides that killed the gypsy moths, and they got on the vegetable crops and i ate MONEY'S mushrooms and i was happy

high-dee · #22 (**permalink**) May 26, 02

...and so now you are trying to get cum stains out of orange polyester.
it is all making sense now...