Myles the sexiest snyx around

[Sammy Skillz]

hey bitch

it was awesome meeting up with you today. glad i got to see you before i left. so about clifton...clifton is my friend jason's ex. but now clifton likes me. and i think i like clifton? maybe? i dunno. he's an ass though. so it makes it really difficult. anyways....the vancouver fag drama: jason came to visit me in toronto...clifton shat a brick and got all mad. and now clifton is coming to visit me in toronto in october...and now jason's all mad. and jason wouldn't talk to me. and then to add a cherry on top, clifton decided to tell jason that me and him were going out? hmmmm...that's weird...cuz we're NOT. so then jason like shat a brick the size of china. no joke. seriously. and then last night we went out with clifton and he brings christian the ugly femme asswipe...clifton then told me today that he's thinking of going out with christian and asked what i thought about that. and i said "don't care" and he said "are you sure?" and i was like "pretty damn sure"

see the funny thing is, he thinks he's playing me. but he's not. cuz i'm not going out with him. so really...he's playing himself. the joke's on him. so then he says "jason was right about you sammy, you're young and immature" and i was like "hah that's pretty funny buddy...cuz jason doesn't know me well enough. so fuck you" and he was like "see...my point exactly" and i was like "well you know what clifton...people say you think you're hot shit and need to be the centre of attention. well you know what?" and he was like "what?" and i was like "find the centre of THIS, bitch" and i ended the conversation. CUT OFF. but today in the afternoon he kinda validated himself i guess. id unno.

he's short though. that means he has a small dick.

anyways.

peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace out and i'll obviously talk to you on msn and such.

[Aki]

haha oh man sammy
that story was tooo fucken funny

especially this:
he's short though. that means he has a small dick.

[sNyx]

hahahahah! sammy smooooth buddy.. "find the center of this" was my favorate part!!! and geez.. clinfnut looked like he thought he was cock of the walk, but you can tell he is cock of nothing. ** well was always a pleaser seein ya man, next time burger haven fo sho!! hehe, have a good flight bro, talk to ya from t-dot!

have a good night with the fam :)
-myles


**refer back to small dick joke.