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Old Nov 28, 02
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offset you crazy mofo

hey fucker
tell the kid down the street to take the light bulb out of his ass and get down from the roof
please and thank you
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Old Nov 28, 02
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA omg rofl
i was laughing so hard about that today cause it was all deflated on their roof!! EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeWWWWWWWwwwwwwww
Their will be no running for fat boy anymore...actually he ran the other day...and we had an earthquake..............literally
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Old Nov 28, 02
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ewwwwwwwww
he is so gross i wanna vomit on him, even though hed probably like it and eat it.......

him-"did you have a ham sandwhich with mustard and mayo and lettuce for lunch?"

me-"why yes, how did you know?"

Him-" i ate your thowup cause i'm always hungry, and i'm a fat pig! Get in my belly!"

and then after eating my throwup he will eat me, not in the sexual way, but in the cannibal way

i am so bored right now as you can tell
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Old Nov 28, 02
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AHAHAHAHHAHA omg
that is way funny
and a little disturbing also!
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Old Nov 28, 02
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ewww he would do it to
GET IN MY BELLY ahahahah

i like your grease poem....WONDERFUL
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Old Nov 28, 02
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this poem is dediacted to the fat kid down the street from matty

big boy why are you so fat
you eat everything, but please dont eat my cat
your belly is so big, it full of dorritos
but please big boy, dont touch the burritos!
when you get in your car it tilts to one side
i'm suprised you fit because you are awfully wide.
please dont come to matty's door with your smelly popcorn
you always disturb me and matty when we're watching porn.
you always wanna come to raves with me and matt,
but i'm sorry big boy, you are too fat.

thats all for now, i might continue this later
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Old Nov 28, 02
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OMG that is so FUNNY....i suggest we print it out and leave it on his door.....they pulled into their carport the other day and the jeep looked like ti was goingt o tip over!
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Old Nov 28, 02
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you went to summer love this year
your belly looks like you drank a keg of beer
you took of your shoes and tried to dance
oh god no big boy....why the trance?
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Old Nov 28, 02
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
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your feet are to big for your shoes dude
please get away from me, your smell is rude
when you go swimming please keep you t-shirt on
you can take it off when your titties are gone
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Old Nov 28, 02
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you used to come over every day
but then i said hey fat kid...GO AWAY!
your whole family is extremely large
if you all took a trip to anywhere, you'd better buy a barge!
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Old Nov 28, 02
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you wear the same jacket every day
tell me obses extremly huge boy
will it ever go away?
you family shouts and hollers really loud every day
you are all such pigs...would you like some hay?
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Old Nov 28, 02
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you run out of breath from talking on the P.A.
you sit in math class eating all day
you ate all the brownies, they are all gone
now there is none left for me and jon
you sit in your house all day playing x box
when you should really be in fat boy detox
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Old Nov 28, 02
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AHAHHAHAHAH pro
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Old Nov 28, 02
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M!SKA has a spectacular aura aboutM!SKA has a spectacular aura about
ROFLMAO HAHAHHAHAHHA YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS !!!!!

I feel sooooo bad that you have to be exposed to this fat boy.. he sounds horrible. lol
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Old Nov 28, 02
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the fat boy brings out the poet in me, hes an insperation
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Old Nov 28, 02
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sorry fat boy clothes dont come in you size
maybe they will if you get some excercise.
too bad double XL is too small maybe you should give weightwatchers a call
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Old Nov 30, 02
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fat boy fat boy you are so gross
me and matt hate you the most
please leave matt alone
he does not want to talk to you on the phone
sweatshirts dont even hide your fat rolls
where your rolls end, nobody knows!
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Old Nov 30, 02
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Bitchin will become famous soon enoughBitchin will become famous soon enough
fat fat boy, how could you run
please put down that cheesy bun
dont block my view with your big fat ass:moon:
come on big boy, why dont you get some class
come one leave matt alone,you know hes not like that
why do you think he wears his red hat?
cause hes not down with your shyte
put down that brownie! dont take another bite!
thers no way we'd let you rave it up wiht us
then again we could ride you there like a bus
singing the rolls on this bus go 'flop flop flop'
while you steal a doughnut from that cop
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Old Dec 01, 02
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OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGG!!!!!!!!!

i never laugh out loud when im by myself but i cant stop laughing
omfg thats the funniest shyte EVER!!!!!!! I LOVE U KIDS FUCKING LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those poems are fucking gold.
im crying im laughing so hard...
omfg


and then the fat kid ran
hey whitey go get a fucking tan
what the fuck is with the flashlight?
i think we might beat you with it...yes we just might!
even if you were my age
i dont date anyone who should be in a cage
you should be an exhibit at the zoo
you'd fit right in cause you smell like poo
now i know we're being really mean
but come on buddy...go get LEAN!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Dec 01, 02
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hahaha nice one krista
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Old Dec 04, 02
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AHAHAHHAHAHA omg i haven't read this in a while and it's getting even more better....AHAHAHAH

all you want to do is RAVE RAVE RAVE
uh-oh kids, he's got a new crave
i know why now, the name candy-kid turns you on,
cause you'll eat all their "candy", and leave their bones on the lawn

you talk about theese girls you want to lace
it scares me to death that you want to embrace
please don't exceed in this sexual desire,
you'll get so hot you'll light on FIRE
you smell so bad i plug my nose
you have to shower using your garden hose
please don't eat my cat named molly
you already engulfed your sister's dolly
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Old Dec 04, 02
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Ryan Ross will become famous soon enough
Bahahaha!!! You guys are hilarious
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Old Dec 04, 02
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Bitchin will become famous soon enoughBitchin will become famous soon enough
tonight you ate everything, even save-on last bun
hurry up big boy, go hide from the morning sun
go hide back in your cave
you know you have to behave!
the world doesnt wanna see you
cause they know they'll just go peeyoo!
quit listening to sandstorm
that songs outta the norm
dont try to get in to plaza of nations
the security dont wanna feel your gross sensation
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Old Dec 04, 02
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Ryan Ross will become famous soon enough
I don't know this guy but I figure I'll join in anyway

Dear fatty:

you've got rolls flowing everywhere
don't eat more, you've got no room to spare
no one forgives you, not even the pope
trust me, lipo's your only hope
I doubt you can wipe your own ass
you probably can't even tell when you pass gas
this ain't just some nasty rhumer
get your mom to take you to the groomer
cuz no one elso would cut your hair
since you won't fit in the fucking chair
public transportation must be quite a feat
but do us all a favor and buy an extra seat!
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