Joined the Armed Forces Light infantry need to pass pee test

Serotonin · #1 (**permalink**) May 02, 08

All my transcripts have been sent now and all i have to do is wait for the reply from the Rocky Mountain Rangers.
I've been told that OJ helps eliminate thc in the urine is this true?

tiedye · #2 (**permalink**) May 02, 08

Drink a shitload of water and cranberry juice... shit that makes you urinate a lot.

wishbone · #3 (**permalink**) May 02, 08

have you ever defended your home country.....on weed?

**sNyx** · #4 (**permalink**) May 02, 08

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Originally Posted by Sero

Joined the Armed Forces Light infantry

Anthony Jr. might have stumbled on existentialism. --/-- Fucking internet.

mapleleaf4ever · #5 (**permalink**) May 02, 08

The Rocky Mountain Rangers?

At least you joined a unit that is somewhat useful in providing relief to our units in Afghanistan.

Kamloops isn't a bad place to be based either.

SEAN! · #6 (**permalink**) May 02, 08

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

The Rocky Mountain Rangers?

At least you joined a unit that is somewhat useful in providing relief to our units in Afghanistan.

Kamloops isn't a bad place to be based either.

chickenhawk ass nikkuh.

yo skitzo style has a pretty ingenious way of passing piss tests.

buy some clean piss and use a turkey baster to fill up a water balloon then pin the water balloon to the inside of your pants and when you go to fill up the cup use the pin to pop the balloon into the cup.

Serotonin · #7 (**permalink**) May 05, 08

how much you charging for 8 fl oz?
ps i heard that thc is also naturally occurring in poppyseeds?
so i can say i eat alot of bagels which is true =)

Revolver · #8 (**permalink**) May 05, 08

best of luck joining the army....

ppcock · #9 (**permalink**) May 05, 08

Listen LT. Stupid, if im going to risk my life.. I wanna be baked all the time.

then splash the urine all over his face.

ppcock · #10 (**permalink**) May 05, 08

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Originally Posted by Revolver

best of luck joining the army....

yeah! good luck!

my friend just died during a mission.

Mangle · #11 (**permalink**) May 05, 08

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Kamloops isn't a bad place to be based either.

Yeah, it is. I lived in that craphole for 18 years. Couldn't wait to leave, and I'm never going back.

Mangle · #12 (**permalink**) May 05, 08

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Originally Posted by Serotonin

ps i heard that thc is also naturally occurring in poppyseeds?

If you're on Seinfeld, you can test positive for opium from poppyseeds.

NinjaBoy · #13 (**permalink**) May 05, 08

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Originally Posted by Mangle

Yeah, it is. I lived in that craphole for 18 years. Couldn't wait to leave, and I'm never going back.

"Fuck you Mom, I'm going to leave this crappy one horse town and write in my music blog everyday in the big city!"

ppcock · #14 (**permalink**) May 05, 08

that's how I felt like in slurrey, im sure you did too Chris.

Phrenetic · #15 (**permalink**) May 05, 08

dont go off throwing puppies off cliffs, even if its a terrorist.

DefJef · #16 (**permalink**) May 05, 08

I had to go for a drug test a while ago to drive truck in the states, and I passed with flying colors.

There is a product at the BCMP store called "xxtra clean" It comes in a bottle about 500ml. There are several varieties so just ask someone in there and theyll know what will suit you best.

Basically:

1-quit smoking weed or doing drugs for 3 days
2-drink tons of water
3-morning of, wake up, urinate
4-drink cleanse drink, fill it up with water and drink 2-3 more times and the next piss you have (at the doctor) will be clean

I was a skeptic because I was a chronic, but it worked just as promised.

good luck man!

ps: works for everything, not just thc

SEAN! · #17 (**permalink**) May 06, 08

yo how long did you have to commit for?

mapleleaf4ever · #18 (**permalink**) May 06, 08

RMR is a Reserve Unit, not full-time.

No contract.

Mangle · #19 (**permalink**) May 06, 08

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Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

"Fuck you Mom, I'm going to leave this crappy one horse town and write in my music blog everyday in the big city!"

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Originally Posted by ppcock

that's how I felt like in slurrey, im sure you did too Chris.

That's how I'd feel if I lived in Surrey. My Mom lives in Chase.

Mangle · #20 (**permalink**) May 06, 08

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Originally Posted by DefJef

Basically:
1-quit smoking weed or doing drugs for 3 days
2-drink tons of water
3-morning of, wake up, urinate
4-drink cleanse drink, fill it up with water and drink 2-3 more times and the next piss you have (at the doctor) will be clean

That's about all there is. If possible, you may want to give it more than 3 days for the pot, though. Conservative estimates would prolly leave at least a week. That sh!t stays in your system forever. Also, never use for first piss of the day for the test. The badness collects over night.