martha stewart

[impure]

eat your heart out!

that's right, i bought myself basil and oregano plants today, and i made my fanfuckingtastic marinara with it.
and i got some health wise noodles.
and i cooked it myself.
and it tastes fucking good too.

[impure]

for clarity purposes.
my new plantys.

[Phrenetic]

"Fuck Martha Stuart"

[frogprincess]

that does not look like a health wise serving : |

[impure]

maybe if you're into the whole dieting thing.

and PS under-exercising is more at fault than over-eating, i do neither.

[Mangle]

Originally Posted by Phrenetic

"Fuck Martha Stuart"

I agree, though she does have some nice recipes.

[impure]

ok this is actually funny.

popbytes {when culture pops, i wipe it up...}


the first interview outtakes are with joan rivers

on matzo and aging:
jr: can i just say - every time i see matzo it reminds me of my chest. flat and brown spots.
ms: joan! i don't know when women start to make fun of themselves...i wouldn't talk about that stuff ever!
jr: but your body's in better shape. you were a model, bitch.


on her upcoming trip to china:
ms: why are you going to china?
jr: again, a mistake. olivia newton-john called me and she said, 'this is for breast cancer, would you like to walk the great wall?'...i thought she said 'walk the great mall,' and i said, 'you got it!'
ms: did you learn any chinese?
jr: yes, i learned one phrase - 'i am single. are you?' i also think it's important to learn, 'where is gucci?'

i lol'd