robyn

[Grapes]

Found your xmas present:



Breaking Bad News With Baby Animals postcard book ($10)

Everyone's riding on a fluffy cloud of hope and change right now, right? So how do you let them know that grandma just died, that the organ donation fell through, the hole in the ozone layer is unfixable, or that mom blew the college fund on coke? That's why there's the Breaking Bad News With Baby Animals postcard book, which helpfully softens the blow of these pre-printed bad-news messages ("You're the father," "It's syphilis," "You're not the father," "You're my least favorite child," etc.) via cute, fuzzy kittens, puppies, and bunnies. It's like a bringdown and a comfort all at the same time. It's also pretty funny, in a sick sort of way. But surely no one will need these postcards in our brave new world, because Obama is going to fix everything, right? Right?

Available at: Booksellers everywhere

[robyn]

baby puppy doesn't help. only baby orange kitten can ease the pain

[robyn]

grandma's dead i'll eat your faaaace

[fritz]

[oddmud]

[ebbomega]

Late entry for thread of the year, no?

[fritz]

[Grapes]

Well I like my post, but it's sort've just descending into lolcats.

[fritz]

kittens sometimes smell a lot cutter than they look. Just sayin.

[Grapes]

Do you want to take another run at that Rhia?

No, its just obviously that you have never had the chance to smell a kitten. They smell better than puppies, hamsters, or even human babies. Dont know about baby bears though :/

[Grapes]

Maybe I'll get Jim the Giant Swiss Army Knife

Giant Swiss Army Knife ($999)

Ah, the Swiss Army Knife: Since the late 19th century, it's been the camper's best friend, an all-in-one device featuring such handy little tools as a blade, a can opener, a screwdriver, and maybe a few whimsical touches, like a magnifying glass, nail-clippers, or a toothpick. And since it's Swiss, it's militarily neutral, too. But who needs a compact implement that fits in your pocket when you can have a three-pound, 85-tool behemoth that's three-quarters of a foot long and can hang off your belt loop, thumping out a bruise on your inner thigh? A Guinness World Record holder for "the most multifunctional penknife"—take that, regular Swiss Army Knife!—this thousand-dollar beauty complements the standard screwdriver with a workshop's bounty in tools. It also includes such unexpected items as a laser pointer, a bike-chain rivet-setter, a mineral crystal magnifier, and a golf-club-face cleaner. Best of luck finding them all.

And remember, it's the knife that's giant, not the Swiss army

[Grapes]

Rhia's a fashionable girl, she'd probably appreciate this:



Lagerfeld Teddy Bear ($1,500)

Your current teddy bears are fat and their clothes are jejune. Get them out of your sight and replace them with the Karl Lagerfeld version, which comes dressed exactly like the designer, with aviator sunglasses, an Italian wool jacket, lacquered jeans from the K Karl Lagerfeld collection, tailor-made boots, and black silk tie with Swarovski® crystal tie tack. And his little smile is kinda cute, too.

[cubed]

Lagerfeld creeps the fuck out of me.

[Grapes]

What about the bear?

[cubed]

it's a close second.

Does the bear smell nice?

[Grapes]

What do you think?

[Grapes]

People interested in smelling good are gonna want to check this out:



Sex Panther cologne ($29.99)

60% of the time.. it works every time.

[cubed]

I've heard it's a formidable scent that stings the nostrils in a good way.

[Grapes]

I've gotta be honest with you, it smells like pure gasoline.

Originally Posted by Grapes

People interested in smelling good are gonna want to check this out:



Sex Panther cologne ($29.99)

60% of the time.. it works every time.

It may smell like gasoline, but the kitty is stillrepresents something that is suppose to smell good.

The closest smell to a bear I got to was a whiff of bundaburg rum :sick:

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Grapes

60% of the time.. it works every time.

Better odds with being Naked Man.

[robyn]

everybody who is not a baby animal get out