Sue Bitch: The Pilsner shot-gunning champion!

Flip · #1 (**permalink**) Sep 13, 03

DUDE! Anyone who wasn't here Friday night, missed a battle for the ages! We had the two competitors: Sue Bitch the shot-gun champion VS Flip the beer-virgin. Obviously Sue drank like a champion, and there's no way that her brother (Sue-Bitch JR) SU-JU for short, had to walk her out to get to the skytrain. I'm not saying that Sue vomited on my balcony or anything, I'm just saying that "Barf is bad!" I'm just waiting for someone to actuallly give me a "just Give'r" challenge for a change.

AGROculture · #2 (**permalink**) Sep 13, 03

I can shot gun a beer in about 3.5 to 5 seconds

I can put money on it to!

I dunno about Pilsner though

AGROout

Sue Bitch · #3 (**permalink**) Sep 14, 03

dude that is just cold it was like what my second time???? ha i got heather all wett :kam: next time tell sue ju to shoot a beer i just have troubl;es opening it and suck give me a beer bong and it will be a different story and hell atleast i wasnt the one to break the toilet

so how was meat bingo ? wish i could have been there considering the pirm rib wasnt as good as i was hopeing it to be :moon:

Flip · #4 (**permalink**) Sep 15, 03

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Originally posted by Sue Bitch
atleast i wasnt the one to break the toilet

Ya it's not like you've ever broken a toilet or anything. So spewing on my balcony is acceptable? So you want Sue-Ju to start shot-gunning beer when he's the designated driver? He'd probably end up in a ditch.... not that you've ever gotten drunk and drove into a ditch or anything.

I won some freakin pork chops tonight and I was chillin with this 60 year old guy who was reminising about "the good old days". Heather sold me out, but then again it's not like you've ever sold me out or anything. Holy crap, I can't remember a night where I've been more sarcastic....Then a agin you wouldn't know anything about being sarcastic, now would ya Sue?

Sue Bitch · #5 (**permalink**) Sep 15, 03

lol very funny little white boy and i wasnt saying that friday you should have made him drink just someother night wherei can just drink my drinjk cause i just got really sticky and uncomfortable and you enjoy ur pork chops you RAVER!

Flip · #6 (**permalink**) Sep 15, 03

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Originally posted by Sue Bitch
I just got really sticky and uncomfortable and you enjoy ur pork chops you RAVER!

I made you sticky and uncomfortable. What else is new. Next time you come over there's gonna be trouble and you won't be hiding behind Sue-Ju this time.

Sue Bitch · #7 (**permalink**) Sep 15, 03

ur just a crazy 7 year old what am i suppose to do with you???? :soak:

Flip · #8 (**permalink**) Sep 15, 03

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Originally posted by Sue Bitch
ur just a crazy 7 year old what am i suppose to do with you???? :soak:

Same thing you do with all 7 year old boys. Tsk tsk you naughty little pediphile. :PartEkid: Help, I need a grown-up. Sue's trying to blink my winky.

Sue Bitch · #9 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 03

buh ur always scred ur the one who likes to look at the kiddies at the pool in ur complex

Flip · #10 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 03

Hey dudette, I'm 7, I can look at whoever I freakin want. But you are 19, you sick monkey-spanking-cock-master. That's it, I'm calling a grown up, then you'll be in trouble :24k: Suck my ass charlie!

mushmellow · #11 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 03

hi!

Flip · #12 (**permalink**) Sep 17, 03

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Originally posted by mushmellow
hi!

Wassup Sweet-Cheeks?

mushmellow · #13 (**permalink**) Sep 22, 03

how u guys doin??

Flip · #14 (**permalink**) Sep 22, 03

I'm thupper, thanx for athking! So where ya been woman? One of these days you should get off your KFC-serving ass and get on over to my place for some sloppy drunken shananigans. Today you are missing out on a Vodka filled watermellon and some pineapple-Vodka Jello. Oh well, all the more for Heather, Susan and I. Anywho, I haven't seen you in a long time, so make yourself known woman.

Sue Bitch · #15 (**permalink**) Sep 22, 03

werd up mush some one asked about u last night when i was at a party but ya i dont remember who but you should come down to meat bingo some time and give me a call somethime other then when you need drugs

Flip · #16 (**permalink**) Sep 22, 03

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Originally posted by Sue Bitch
give me a call somethime other then when you need drugs

That's not fair, she needs her daily dose of Flip-etamines and Flip-stacy. It's not her fault, she's addicted, in fact lots of people can't live without me. It's kinda sad when you think about it. Dammit, I have so much love to give, but not nearly enough time.

Sue Bitch · #17 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

you know boy i am going to kill you i almost died when i read the titale to thet post :finger: it was suppose to bel eft in the bar oh well whatever

but ya mush only calls me when she needs drugs makes me fell unwanted :soak:

Flip · #18 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

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Originally posted by Sue Bitch
you know boy i am going to kill you i almost died when i read the title to that post :finger: it was suppose to be left in the bar oh well whatever

I don't know what you're talking about, I was refering to my chinchilla, she went to Mexico and got ass-fucked by a German. I don't know why you'd take offense to it. Why, has that ever happened to you? Wierd.