HOB Coatcheck Mystery Theatre Part 2

robyn · #1 (**permalink**) May 11, 04

I'm posting this for my nearest and dearest friend, cause I'm so lovable and sweet. If you're one of those jerks who can't/won't read just skip to the end as it's the most interesting part.

My dear friend Elliot writes:

"ive thought about my missing bag a few times in the last few days.. taken from the coat check at h.o.b. ive decided to offer a reward for its return, in whatever condition it still exists. you see, it has quite a bit of sentimental value.. ive had it for about seven years. black, mountain equipment co op. one top pocket, one main container. two clip straps on the back. on the right shoulder strap, there is a pouch attached, which contained a four year old epson digital camera, held together by electrical tape. crap by todays standards. also my new fido phone. its disabled now.. im told others wont be able to use it. there were also a few papers inside that i would really like to have back, all that and my lithium coat.. which i got on sale at ff a long while back. i was quite attached to it. getting my wallet back would be nice too, i dont like thinking about id theft..
the point is, for its return, or information leading to the safe return. no questions asked. [email protected] $200. "

Think how much liquor and ass you could get for $200 bucks, people.

Jaytimer · #2 (**permalink**) May 11, 04

As for my jacket....
It is a dark blue 686 snowboard jacket, there are a couple white stripes along the arms. the inside lining is silver. my house keys were also in it, along with my bus pass(which isn't that big of a deal). I am willing to pay $100 to get my jacket back.
My email adress is [email protected]
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks

crookedking · #3 (**permalink**) May 11, 04

holy shit! next Time i go to a rave i'm busting into the coat check!

ppcock · #4 (**permalink**) May 11, 04

i dont mean to sound like a party pooper.

But rarely.. RAAAARELY will people get their belongings back after they go missing. Espicially in a rave situation. Chances are that person is going through the bag right now trying to find crack or money for crack and with a digital camera in there. Im sure its already at the pawn shop.

probably got more than $200 back.

People are lame and dumb and will never do anything from the goodness of their heart.

That's why kids.. I leave all me belongings at home!

rawb · #5 (**permalink**) May 11, 04

man.

karma mysteries, fnk mysteries, pretty soon were gunna need a full time fnk detective.

zarlon · #6 (**permalink**) May 11, 04

^ ok that's it, i'm applying for this position

what credentials are needed?

rawb · #7 (**permalink**) May 11, 04

work for free
wear a fedora
been to detective school or at least 5 previous mysteries solved
must have a name containing words like 'steel' or 'danger' or 'mystery solver' or something french.

zarlon · #8 (**permalink**) May 11, 04

oh shitty, i only meet one of those requirements

such is life..

rawb · #9 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

you're hired if you can figure out the miska karma mystery.

robyn · #10 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by rawb

work for free
wear a fedora
been to detective school or at least 5 previous mysteries solved
must have a name containing words like 'steel' or 'danger' or 'mystery solver' or something french.

Hey, Robyn Danger A la Mystery Solver is all of those things and more. I've read every single Hardy Boys AND been in numerious haunted mines.

The point is: There is absolutely no way anyone will get more than $200 for that camera. It was the size of a brick and held together with electrical tape. Sentimental value cannot buy you crack, people.