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[M!SKA]

It is 4pm, I am now off work, and I received NOTHING from my penpal today.
Life is officially not worth living :p

[axion]

Dear Miska,

Today i had a hard, milf-less day doing landscaping. I got hit on by an 80 year old woman whose face looked like it was falling off. I also found out that the sexy milf with the nice car has a husband. It was rough. I owe you an extra long PM tomorrow morning.

Much love from your FNK penpal,
-axion

[axion]

looks like i will be going heavy on the PM's today if the rain keeps up.

[M!SKA]

I can't even think of anything else to say because my brain is clouded with mental images of you being hit on by a face-losing great grandma :(

[axion]

trust me, i will be needing some sort or therapy after that episode.

she offered for me to come into her house for a drink and then when i declined she told me that she thought i was really tanned.

[M!SKA]

Apparently your untanned middle isn't white enough to deter the old women by blinding them.

So now you have the face touching cougar, and the horny grandma. What's next? haha

[axion]

yeah thats what gave it away that she was hitting on me. my midsection is still the color of milk, anyone who has seen me can vouch for the fact that im not really tanned at all.

haha, i wished for some sexy milfs in my life and this is what i get :(

[M!SKA]

Now that I think about it, you should have taken the drink. What if she had a sexy daughter inside? haha
1st rule of milf hunting: never turn down an invite!

[axion]

haha true but her daughter would have been like 55-60

i have limits you know!

[M!SKA]

hahahhaah yeah you're right. granddaughter then!

[axion]

haha although, if i got freaky with the grand-daughter and daughter then i would gladly suck it up and pleasure the grandmother.

it would be like 3 generations of axion dickin'.

[M!SKA]

you would go down in history. it'll be amazing.