Aki

[Courtney]

i heard about the shit incident...
i feel sooo bad for that lady!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Courtney]

*bump!

[Aki]

eww dude i was so happy i wasn't working, when i heard about the story i thought i was going to puke.
the funny thing is is that she came in THE NEXT DAY shopping and pretending like nothing happend. like seriously, this lady SHAT all over the staircase, how disgusting is that!

[Filo]

EWWWWWWWWWW

Sounds like Nike's shitting incident, but it's like 10 times worse cuz it's like NOT A DOG.... EEEWWWWWW

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Originally Posted by Aki

eww dude i was so happy i wasn't working, when i heard about the story i thought i was going to puke.
the funny thing is is that she came in THE NEXT DAY shopping and pretending like nothing happend. like seriously, this lady SHAT all over the staircase, how disgusting is that!

where did this happen??

[Aki]

OK HERE IS THE STORY, you guys better have a bowl right beside you cuz this is fucking GROSS.
last week a regular customer came in with her husband. they are both soo fat they can barely walk so they have those electric wheel chair things. they are both really nice people and everyone knows them by name. so anyways, the lady really needed to use the bathroom and was FREAKING out about it. the public washroom was locked for some reason, and no one could find the key, so we had to let her use the staff bathroom which is up like 2 flights of stairs. So she got out of her wheel chair and a couple guys had to help her up the stairs, but she couldn't hold in any longer and just shat EVERYWHERE. all over herself and the staircase. No one wanted to clean it up, and 5-10 mins went by and finally this guy reluctantly cleaned it up. the stench was so bad he puked. the next day, he quit!

[Sammy Skillz]

Originally Posted by Filo

EWWWWWWWWWW

Sounds like Nike's shitting incident, but it's like 10 times worse cuz it's like NOT A DOG.... EEEWWWWWW

AND, my dog isn't a fat broad in a wheelchair

nike's shit incident involved more of a projectile type poo...and it wasn't really POO per se...it was more like...poo juice.

-s.

[Sammy Skillz]

Originally Posted by Aki

OK HERE IS THE STORY, you guys better have a bowl right beside you cuz this is fucking GROSS.
last week a regular customer came in with her husband. they are both soo fat they can barely walk so they have those electric wheel chair things. they are both really nice people and everyone knows them by name. so anyways, the lady really needed to use the bathroom and was FREAKING out about it. the public washroom was locked for some reason, and no one could find the key, so we had to let her use the staff bathroom which is up like 2 flights of stairs. So she got out of her wheel chair and a couple guys had to help her up the stairs, but she couldn't hold in any longer and just shat EVERYWHERE. all over herself and the staircase. No one wanted to clean it up, and 5-10 mins went by and finally this guy reluctantly cleaned it up. the stench was so bad he puked. the next day, he quit!

i still dont understand how poo spewed out from her clothes...was she wearing a mini skirt with no panties?? cuz that would have been so hot...you'd see her chubby vagina while she scoots around on her wheelchair.

-s.

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Originally Posted by Sammy Skillz

i still dont understand how poo spewed out from her clothes...was she wearing a mini skirt with no panties?? cuz that would have been so hot...you'd see her chubby vagina while she scoots around on her wheelchair.

-s.

:gross:

i think this story is a really good example of why exercise is so VERY, VERY important!

[Courtney]

SAVE-ON-SHITS

no wonder that guy quit!!!
If i was that woman I would never show my face in that place again, EVER.
I can't believe she went back the next day,she must have no shame!

[Aki]

she was probably wearing shorts..ewww

[.muffy.]

Originally Posted by Sammy Skillz

i still dont understand how poo spewed out from her clothes...was she wearing a mini skirt with no panties?? cuz that would have been so hot...you'd see her chubby vagina while she scoots around on her wheelchair.

-s.

doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

*barfs*

[Sammy Skillz]

you love it.

don't pretend.

-s.

[Courtney]

no Sam,u love it!!

[taylormade]

oh man that poor lady. I bet she'd just die if she knew a buncha ravers were ranting about it on the internet ;)

[Aki]

haha you betcha!