Robyn

[Goat]

After all that fancy school teaching answer me this Oh learn'ed one:
why is it that all body hair congregates to the belly button?
I never find lint on my shoulders, chest, legs, asscrack or even head. it's always in the lintal-matter black hole contraption between my nipples and crotch.

explain.

[robyn]

If having to field questions like this is the result of a quality education you can start calling me Dropout McDropouterson RIGHT NOW.

ps: Belly button is portal to Narnia. GET IT???

[Goat]

If having to field questions like this is the result of a quality education you can start calling me Dropout McDropouterson RIGHT NOW.

max 1
education 0

ps: Belly button is portal to Narnia. GET IT???

the dryer is, family guy proven fact.

max 2
education 0

[robyn]

Are you STILL trying to justify your total rejection of the education system? THAT WON'T WORK ON ME I'M A PROFESSIONAL STUDENT OK.

[Goat]

it's not a total rejection.
learning is great. the corriculum and structure just stink.
we'll discuss sometime when not impaired, it's easier that way.
you didn't answer my question.
hence:
I win :D

[robyn]

I think I tried to explain that everything would change after high school, but I was also trying to drink and give directions over the phone at the same time. We will discuss properly over tea.

ps: Have you even read the Narnia series? I WIN. K NIGHT.

[Goat]

Originally Posted by robyn

ps: Have you even read the Narnia series? I WIN. K NIGHT.

A few, back in the day. I'm pretty sure bellybuttons weren't the lintal furry black hole devices you made em out to be.

and who named it 'belly button' anyways, i want names. Anatomy is so scientific, there's words like humerous, femur, penis, vagina, aorta (it's not a spelling day)...but where does belly button fit into there?
it doesn't.
that's what.
what's with that?

[robyn]

Belly buttons are cute and should therefore have a cute name. Aorta, not cute. Vagina, not particularly cute.

Unless the bellybutton happens to be an outie, in which case it is extra not cute and the offending belly button should be surgically innied.

[Goat]

Originally Posted by robyn

Belly buttons are cute and should therefore have a cute name. Aorta, not cute. Vagina, not particularly cute.

i'll argue this. but not here.
say no to cheese.

Unless the bellybutton happens to be an outie, in which case it is extra not cute and the offending belly button should be surgically innied.

is that possible?

[robyn]

Are you arguing that bellybuttons aren't cute, or that vaginas are cute? Aorta's are never cute, just gushy.

If you can't surgically innie an outie then there's no hope for those mutants.

[mapleleaf4ever]

The Scientific word for your Belly Button is "Navel" by the way... ie Navel Oranges... not Naval Oranges... those you only find on Submarines and Aircraft Carriers. :p

[Goat]

I'm arguing that belly buttons are linty black hole matter devices containing, potentialy, enough static energy to power the earth for the next 12 minutes.
or possibly an inexhaustable white lint matter hole.
*deep shit contemplation*

some vagina's are cute. others are not.
cheese isn't.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Not even Spray Cheese? You can spray it into Smiley Faces and obscene words on peoples Windshields... not that I'd know or anything... heh heh heh heh heh heh

[Goat]

I got a mental picture.
That is SO wrong!
See you in hell! :FINGER:

[robyn]

This thread has gone to hell. When you think vagina, do you actually think vagina or are you thinking vulva? I'm thinking vulva. I've never actually seen a vagina or a cervix now that I think of it.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Chances are, yes you will see me there... Save me a Seat will you? :)

[Goat]

Originally Posted by robyn

This thread has gone to hell. When you think vagina, do you actually think vagina or are you thinking vulva? I'm thinking vulva. I've never actually seen a vagina or a cervix now that I think of it.

touche
At this point and time, i'm more interested in an answer to the belly button lint phenomenon.
you disapoint me, Robyn.
It is a sad day.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Hmm... why it collects there? Could be the rubbing motion of your shirt against your abdomen slowly pilling the fabric and it falling in?

[robyn]

Honestly Max, I think it's a phenomenon that exists only in proximity to your belly button. Nothing congregates within my belly button, except cuteness.

[Goat]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Hmm... why it collects there? Could be the rubbing motion of your shirt against your abdomen slowly pilling the fabric and it falling in?

explain the backlint to hole process then?
or how do i find purple lint in there when i put on a white t-shirt with no visible lint?

Nothing congregates within my belly button, except cuteness.

Cuteness gets an -A .I wish smarties congregated in belly buttons. that'd be so cool!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Well I assume you sweat... so it's probably the impurites and other crud off of your body being trapped in the fibres. Much like the Golden Fleece was formed... a little different contents but you get the idea.

[Goat]

i don't sweat purple.
i don't jerk off rainbow.
and i don't shit pink.

lets make that clear.

[robyn]

I would like my name removed from this thread RIGHT NOW.

[Goat]

in other news: the cpc wrocked the lower mainland today. gas went up 10cents/litre in langley.
moving on:
coming to see the movie tomorrow?

[robyn]

I will maybe come to movie. Maybe not. We'll have to wait and see if me and Jake get in a crepe fight tomorrow and end up hating eachother forever. Or not.