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[Akeel]

dude i just thought of the sickest dj name for you....




DJ KRANG



PERSONAL PROFILE
I am the Warlord Krang, wrongfully exiled from my homeworld for crimes that I did not commit, despite what the evidence and two million witnesses might say! I was framed! Since my unlawful and unjust exile to Dimension X, I have been attempting to prove my innocence so that I may rejoin my people and serve them as a proper Warlord would... by beating them into submission and forcing them to pledge allegiance to me! Bwah hah hah hah!!!

Through some curse of the Fates I met Saki, who you probably know as the Shredder. He is a ninny, and an incompetent buffoon... but he serves a purpose at times (although exactly what that purpose may be eludes me at the moment). I have taken a liking to your world, and so have decided that I must conquer it, to do you all a favor. I will replace your silly, petty and unintelligent governments with myself as world-wide monarch. All the planet will bask in my great intellect and handsome appearance! I will outlaw your obnoxious televisions and replace them with my holographic vid screens, where you will be able to take orders from me 24 hours a day. You will be priveleged to fetch me all of your wealth and natural resources, and for this, I will reward you by allowing you to, once per year, eat a slice of my delicious Quarg Rat pie! Oh, how you will rejoice! I can hardly wait to rule your world! As a people, you are quite grotesque and hideous, but you are able bodied, and so you are good for physical work (although your minds are infinitesimally feeble). Trust me, you need me to become your leader! I know what's good for you! And remember, with me in power, you won't have to pay ANY taxes whatsoever! Now if I could just crush those infernal Turtles so that I could breech the dimensional warp once and for all...

[Ree Fresh]

Awsome!!! Just when im about to run out of kraig jokes :D

Good karma for both of yeah!

[Dean]

KRANG FUCKING RULES!!

[Pussy_Kat]

hahha :)
<3

[sweet~kandy]

HAHAHA oh god Akeel.... :)

[AGROculture]

umm no

it's taken.......IN VANCOUVER

biter!

[Kraig]

I don't quite know what to say other than Akeel, you have WAY to much time on your hands!

[u_kno_it]

Originally Posted by Kraig

I don't quite know what to say other than Akeel, you have WAY to much time on your hands!

So do you know kraig

[Rascally]

I think Akeel's been into the wobbly-pops again.

[Dean]

Rave!

[Niko]

But if Kraig is Krang, then who is Shredder?

[Akeel]

Originally Posted by Niko

But if Kraig is Krang, then who is Shredder?

oh i think we all know the answer to that.

Shredder is none other then MC Hammered.

There both serious hong dau bing warriors using the dreaded gai see phan style.

check out the resemblance.

[sNyx]

akeel you deserve this.

[Josie]

hahaha^^ :D

[Akeel]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

akeel you deserve this.

myles u fucker.

[u_kno_it]

hahahahahahaahahahaha

[Kraig]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

akeel you deserve this.

Okay now that right there is gold... NICE ONE MYLES.

[omega_image]

is that dj aladin? superstar dj cousin on ali baba?

haha j/j man

[Akeel]

Originally Posted by omega_image

is that dj aladin? superstar dj cousin on ali baba?

haha j/j man

i play funky turban camal breaks under the name dj aladin.

where's my karma for this thread people?!?!?!


:)

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Akeel

myles u fucker.

w00t! w00t!
now to pick on money..

[.muffy.]

hahah
akeel you have faaaaaaaaaar too much time on your hands to think up that one

myles: props *loL*

[G-Style]

Myles that's classic

[Akeel]

bump.

just to make sure everyone sees.

big up KRANG!

[Kraig]

Originally Posted by Akeel

bump.

just to make sure everyone sees.

big up KRANG!

Sure there Akeeljeet:

[jim]

it's ok akeel, even the godfather of soul has been caught in his turban from time to time.