Dear Penis

[Séguin]

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.

[Séguin]

Sweet! Thanks Goat. I now have 666 karma points :D

[Bitchin]

HAhahaha.

You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again tomrrow.
[I think I hate to many ppl.]

[Liqwid]

rob that was great!

~Dalyn

[thorn]

You are not a panda.

[cheebus420]

What is this?

[Berta]

hahahaha karma

[Séguin]

Originally Posted by cheebus420

What is this?

lol, type in Dear Penis on google... you'll find the flash video, and possible the song.

[Veni*C]

LMAO. nice one.

[Crazy Dave]

I wish I had a penis.

[thorn]

*puts down the sissors*

Sorry about that Dave. . .

*goes to wash off the blood*

[Rytalin]

*sings*
Detachable Peeniiiis....

[.muffy.]

Hahahahahahahaha