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check out my dj bio.. now in third person
Back in 1999 a young lad by the name of ppcock came into bassix DEMANDING astral projection's - mahadeva, after threatening them at gunpoint they decided to give it to him.. his mom gave them her credit card to pay for the purchase and ppcock was one happy boy. ppcock went home and threw mahadeva on his turntable and put up against a deff leppard track.. ppcock realized he sucked ass so he took the leppard record and scratched it all over with a pen (ppcock still has this record) and then fuck all happens till 2004.. ppcock decides to change his dj alias from dj sonik to "Superstar dj ppcock" ppcock also decides to incorporate techno into his trance sets.. the Almighty one's first massive party was at Ape-X Project 2004 where he over powered that shitty hip-hop stage with "ass drilling" techno and 303 filled crazy wahoo woohoo acid techno, he then got a magical substance from Dj Omega Image and decided to spin trance for the remainder of the set and the last track he played was Hamster Dance which no one enjoyed. The time is still 2004 ppcock has landed himself in the 5th room of Spooky 9, he recently got in with the Swing Kids roster (I... err HE WANTS HIS FANNY PACK!) the future looks very poorly for the superstar DJ, but he will continue to rule the world with his bitterness, his pounding techno and his gay wank trance.. Superstar Dj Ppcock is the worlds #1 bedroom DJ!
SO WATCH OUT KIDS.. THIS MAN WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN! WITH ELECTRONICA!! THE SPEAKERS WILL START MOVING AND THEN LITTLE NAMBINA WILL BE SWALLOWED BY THE SPEAKER.
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Sep 26, 04
