ryan ross: rat pimp

sidekick · #1 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 04

i've considered your proposal and i will only give the rats lap dances if i have unlimited access to tequila.

and no pictures.

actually, lots of pictures.

overandout.

Bitchin · #2 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 04

omg.. I'll pitch in some tequilla tosee that!

penguinabc123 · #3 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 04

jake if i get to take pics ill bring some tequila no questions asked!
what a show..

ps jake do u just wanna come to the fnk meet?? that would be easier to find you..

pbreak · #4 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 04

umm... so who's giving who the lap dance? These must be some rather large rats! Come to think of it, rats don't really have 'laps' now do they, more of a biped thing these laps.

Ryan Ross · #5 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

^^^
hey shut up! Dont ruin my fun! Jake ist going to give them lap dances damnit, all 5 of them at the same time. Maybe we'll just stuff them down his pants and make him dance around.

sidekick · #6 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

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Originally Posted by Blunted

^^^
hey shut up! Dont ruin my fun! Jake ist going to give them lap dances damnit, all 5 of them at the same time. Maybe we'll just stuff them down his pants and make him dance around.

hey, there were no talks of skin on rat skin contact! that calls for more tequila.

sidekick · #7 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

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Originally Posted by penguinabc123

ps jake do u just wanna come to the fnk meet?? that would be easier to find you..

sure, i will try to remember. i'll come to The Lotus for your birthday too.

Ryan Ross · #8 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

we might let you wear underwear

sidekick · #9 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

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we might let you wear underwear

can it be blue underwear? i like blue.

Ryan Ross · #10 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

only if we can tie little cheerios all over them so the rats start biting

sidekick · #11 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

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only if we can tie little cheerios all over them so the rats start biting

that's hot.

Ryan Ross · #12 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

they dont bite... hard.

No wait... yes they do.

sidekick · #13 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

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Originally Posted by Blunted

they dont bite... hard.

No wait... yes they do.

hahaha.

just ask dave's ear.

Bitchin · #14 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

^wtf?

hahaha... I wanna see this...
Jake in underwear.. HOT!

Ryan Ross · #15 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

youre forgetting about the rats! Damn they are hot

Bitchin · #16 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

^I have yet to see the rats... .... ....

Err, wiat Nicole and I are coming over.
I'll see me' in a bit!

sidekick · #17 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

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Originally Posted by Blunted

youre forgetting about the rats! Damn they are hot

nothing compared to me in blue underwear though!