Mystique your my new favorite.

lola_phyne · #1 (**permalink**) Nov 14, 04

You gave me the best present ever. I love the shirt. It does reak of lolaness X 100023094729034782091374. It's the perfectly cutest thing on me. Plus Pink is so my color. I love you.. The hat is just as great. But you are better then all the bad hats and pink astro boy shirts.

mystique · #2 (**permalink**) Nov 14, 04

awwww my sweet little Lola, you deserved it. your the best! we will have to make a point of seeing each other more often....no one pokes boys like you do Lola

lola_phyne · #3 (**permalink**) Nov 15, 04

Oh I know.. Your the best. And I completely agree that we should hangout more often outside of this rave/ fnk event thing. I like poking boys. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TROUBLE!

mystique · #4 (**permalink**) Nov 15, 04

oh its the best, I expecially like how they dont understand what the fuck is going on....and just stand there and take it with a confused smile on their faces.....what are your plans for saturday?

lola_phyne · #5 (**permalink**) Nov 15, 04

Um I don't have any. But if that is an invitation to do something I'm up for it.

mystique · #6 (**permalink**) Nov 15, 04

invitation indeed my darling,
This is what I was thinking.
kegs of beer.
breaks/jungle/dancing.
being mischevious.
all for only the low price of ten dollars!
but be sure to excersize your poking fingers.

mystique · #7 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

LOLA.......
well? what do you think?

[] yes [] no

Candy-Kid · #8 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

Post a pic please

{dC!} · #9 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

I love pictures of sexy girls ...

mystique · #10 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

thats enough out of you two...does this thread say kandykid & dc you are
my new favorites?

no it says MYSTIQUE!

did you buy her wonderful lolaness presents? no. because you are not smart enough to buy lola's love ;)

lola_phyne · #11 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by mystique

thats enough out of you two...does this thread say kandykid & dc you are
my new favorites?

no it says MYSTIQUE!

did you buy her wonderful lolaness presents? no. because you are not smart enough to buy lola's love ;)

HAHAHA! She sure told you bitches...

mystique · #12 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

*high fives bad hat*
yes, I sure did tell you biatches....whut?! you like that dont you!! whut whut!

lola_phyne · #13 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

I couldn't get off this bloody idiot box.. Ben's corrupted me with crazy hard trance.. and I'm absorbing it all...

mystique · #14 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

oh dear.
there is only one solution, we have to kill him and dispose of the body in the fraser river....but we have to kill him with style....i suggest numchucks...repeatedly beating him about the head with numchucks should do the trick.

lola_phyne · #15 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

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Originally Posted by mystique

oh dear.
there is only one solution, we have to kill him and dispose of the body in the fraser river....but we have to kill him with style....i suggest numchucks...repeatedly beating him about the head with numchucks should do the trick.

If we do that.. then where am I going to get my hard trance from? and he still has my turntables..

mystique · #16 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

fine Lola!..who do you propose we kill then ...seeing as how we always murder somone in the wee hours of tuesday morning...your choice...but make it snappy, because i am getting impatient

lola_phyne · #17 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

There's one person on my mind.. But then I'd miss then too much. So lets try gia.. cuz she's fat and gets mcdonalds delivered to her house. This disgusts me.. I hate mcdicks

mystique · #18 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

oh fine, lets kill Gia....she is pretty cute though, couldnt you pick somone ugly?
fuck there is no more time for playing around with who its going to be...Gia it is then...Ill pick you up in ten minutes....I cant find the numchucks...so please bring your dads chainsaw...it will get the job done faster anyway.

lola_phyne · #19 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

Fine my dad lives in aldergrove.. but my mom has a really nice machete we could borrow.

mystique · #20 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

machete, chainsaw its all the same.
besides..if Gia eats so much macdoalds she will be easy enough to cut through...plus she has very small bones....and all the macdonalds appears to have gone straight to her chest!

ok enough my little badhat. its late...remember we are trying to be good girls...lets go to bed so we dont miss school again today. after killing Gia of course!

lola_phyne · #21 (**permalink**) Nov 16, 04

we can keep her tits and give them to the Boobagely challenged. I love giving to charity. Doesn't it make you feel good.

mystique · #22 (**permalink**) Nov 17, 04

it does indeed Im quite pleased to know that because of us some lucky girl is walking around with a brand new huge set of knockers.....
we are such good and charitable people, I wonder if we will get a tax break for our donation.

lola_phyne · #23 (**permalink**) Nov 17, 04

As myles would say: CAPITAL KNOCKERS DEAR!

Ms.Chop · #24 (**permalink**) Nov 17, 04

lemme jus start out by saying..

THIS THREAD MADE MY DAY!!! even tho its not directed to me..

caroline, kim.. u guys jus made me smile for the first time 2day.

<3

mystique · #25 (**permalink**) Nov 17, 04

yikes!

I feel like Ive seen a ghost.