Bisexual girls

[Bevvy Swift]

This is my ode to those whom i love/hate the most

(its supposed to be a country song, so picture me in a silly cowboy outfit playin a super corny guitar riff along with it.)

BISEXUAL GIRLS - by bevan bartlett

bisexual girls are nothing but trouble
they'll take your happy life and turn it to rubble
they'll make you want to shave your pubic stubble
bisexual girls

likin' bi girls, it 'aint a crime
'cause they make you feel happy most of the time
sweet, but sour, like lemon lime
bisexual girls

are they really worth all the pain and strife?
(i've never cried so much in my life)
i'll think twice before i get a bi wife
bisexual girls

all i ever fucking do
is wah wah wah and boo hoo hoo
i'll never fall again for you
bisexual girls

so it looks (i guess) like i learned my lesson
even though them bi's can be quite a blessin'
gettin involved is quite depressin'
bisexual girls

[Bevvy Swift]

i worked on this all day in my head. no love. ouch.

[mapleleaf4ever]

They're so much fun, but also so much trouble... like what the fuck eh?

[sidekick]

i smell a record deal.

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

They're so much fun, but also so much trouble... like what the fuck eh?

i know!!!!!! it sucks cos i really only like bi girls, but i always end up getting fucked over cos they're smarter than me!

[Mr.Dave]

Alright, we need this on videotape NOW!!

[James]

all girls are in some way or another

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by James

all girls are in some way or another

i would rephrase this to 'all humans are in some manner'

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

Alright, we need this on videotape NOW!!

im actually considering this. maybe sell it to guys whos hearts have been broken by bi girls and it'll cheer em up. does anyone have a cowboy costume in XXXL?

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by James

all girls are in some way or another

what? smarter than me?
Bisexual?
Evil?

[sidekick]

^i'll film it! oh god let me film it.

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

^i'll film it! oh god let me film it.

do it. when you get back from "america" or whatever you want to call it, we will actually do this. fuck i cant wait! i gotta come up with a nice cheesy cheery riff for it though.

[James]

Originally Posted by Cheez

what? smarter than me?
Bisexual?
Evil?

all of the above....hehehe

[Mr.Dave]

I'll get the tumbleweed and wagon wheel. Any idea where we could rent a horse?

[Bevvy Swift]

your mother's free next tuedsay


ZING!!

[Bitchin]

bisexual girls make no sense.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Bitchin

bisexual girls make no sense.

heh, I seem to like em..

[lola_phyne]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

heh, I seem to like em..

You would.



nice song bevan.

[Bobby_T]

This has #1 hit written all over it.

[Bitchin]

Originally Posted by lola_phyne

You would.



nice song bevan.

Exactly, Caroline!

Myles, you like almost anything with a wet hole.

[x0x_manda_x0x]

Wowzers.
Bevan....argh.

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by Bitchin

Exactly, Caroline!

Myles, you like almost anything with a wet hole.

and even some with dry holes!!

[mystique]

that song is off the hook Bevy. good job, im very very impressed. im going to print a copy, frame it and hang it on my wall.

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Cheez

do it. when you get back from "america" or whatever you want to call it, we will actually do this. fuck i cant wait! i gotta come up with a nice cheesy cheery riff for it though.

if you need a backing band - guitar, drums, etc.. you just let me know.

[Candy-Kid]

Very mature thread hahah

dope rymes