lola

[mystique]

what did you do with the russians i caught

[lola_phyne]

We sent them home. Apparently they knew an ex bf of mine.. that was weird. One of them wasn't so creepy.. he kept telling me he liked my smile.. so he wasn't that bad. The other one was very insistent that we go over to his house. Jokingly I asked him if his parents would be home.. and he said in all seriousness," Yes, but they won't care." What a pimp!

[Bevvy Swift]

did he say if he likes bass or not?

[Bevvy Swift]

im sure he plays counter-strike

[lola_phyne]

Originally Posted by Cheez

im sure he plays counter-strike

probably both. But they were fake russians from germany. that spoke french. Come on now... He's not superman!

[Bevvy Swift]

wow! thats a little odd. a russian from germany who speaks french. im a german from canada who speaks french. weird. wierd.

and i, too, like bass.

[lola_phyne]

We poked them. I think we made them happy dance trance in their pants when we poked them. Do girls poke boys in russia?

[Bevvy Swift]

nono, its the guys who poke the girls theree. and it means cute feelings

[lola_phyne]

I see. They seemed to be quick in learning out ways. They never objected to out poking. They were rather entertaining. They liked to talk about drugs that they don't do.. go figure joe cool.

[Bevvy Swift]

hahaha russians are funny.

[lola_phyne]

You should've been awake for it. It was ten times for funny in person. It was one of those you had to be concious moments.

[Bevvy Swift]

im sure it was funnier in person. i missed the stuff being put in my mouth too. damn i hate sleep

[lola_phyne]

^ BAHAAHHAHAHHA... you can thank sue bitch for that one. She's awesome.

[Bevvy Swift]

shes lucky she didnt fall asleep, or i woulda put something else in her mouth... mwahaha

[lola_phyne]

Ewww!

[Bevvy Swift]

mwahahaha but she didnt fall asleep. i did. humph.

[mystique]

you turned them loose? wtf! I wanted to put them in the refridgerator...FUCK its not every day you catch three fake russians from germany who are bi lingual and speak french and have italian names like antoine that enjoy being poked.....i totally was going off on them and all of a sudden i hear you guys call me "KIM?" yup it was me, causing trouble even when i have no Lola to help me......but then you came along and those boys didnt know what hit them....shabam! the two of us together were no match for three....even twenty fake russians...PS they were real russians i made them talk to egor on the phone remember?

[lola_phyne]

I know. But real by who's standard. Obviously they have an identity crisis.

[Bevvy Swift]

if you seriouslt like russians i can hook you up with a few of them.... but they come as a package, with a copy of counter-strike and three subwoofers.

[lola_phyne]

pffffffffffffffft! SO what!

[Bevvy Swift]

okay well you got yourself a date with three russians, bass, and counter-strike then!

i have to go, my tummy i grumbling at me. i need to go get fatter. call me dear.

[mystique]

hook me up with your dad
thats the only person i want to be hooked up with

[lola_phyne]

Originally Posted by Cheez

okay well you got yourself a date with three russians, bass, and counter-strike then!

i have to go, my tummy i grumbling at me. i need to go get fatter. call me dear.

Will do fatso. Cuz gawd forbid if your fat fingers could even dial my number.

[cinist]

Originally Posted by mystique

hook me up with your dad
thats the only person i want to be hooked up with

its weird i could have swore you wanted me


dry noodles!

[lola_phyne]

Originally Posted by cinist

its weird i could have swore you wanted me


dry noodles!

*GASP*