Someone come drink with me at UBC!

[jono]

Right now!

I have 2 hours till my next class and I'm bored.

[sidekick]

i would except i didn't come to school today. how was astronomy?

that test last night was fuckin' hard (i thought anyway)

[jono]

Yeah man that test sucked ass. He went over the answers today in class then asked the class what they thought of the test. No one said anything so I yelled out "horrible!", he asked "who said that", I raised my hand and he asked "why?"

I then yelled out that the planetarium looks nothing like anything we could study from, that I wasn't going 3 hours out of town to look at the sky and that the only constellations I could practice with were Orion and The Big Dipper and those are bloody obvious.

He then asked if anyone else felt this way.

This guy behind us said he even went to the planetarium to practice and he figured he still got 4 out of 20 on the thing. Then the whole class applauded him.

Then the prof said, "uhh well I've been looking at the scores and it doesn't look like most people did poorly so uhh we'll have to see what to do about that"

Bet it's those front right keeners who are messing it up for the rest of us.

Anyways... this doesn't solve my drinking problem, err wait. You know what I mean.

[sidekick]

haha that's hilarious. i wish i could've been there in class today (staying home to work on essay due friday)

you can always go solve your drinking problem by yourself. it's just a little sadder, that's all.

[jono]

That's the problem, I can't bring myself to drink by... myself.

Noooooo! someone's started playing the conversation pit piano, and they suck!

Help me drinking cold ones Kenobi, you're my only hope!

[sidekick]

i hate when people that suck come and play the piano there...they can totally ruin my day.

[crookedking]

only one more hour to go!