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May 10, 05
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What are some things...
...you did as a baby/toddler/kid that are really really stupid that stand out above all others?
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May 11, 05
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when i was about 6 me and my cousins used to make drinks outa tooth paste and mouthwash which we'd call " energy drinks" and pour them into ghost buster water bottles. We would then bring this big red and orange car to the top of the stairs in our house and one of us would sit inside it while the other pushed the car down the stairs. The car always did a few flips before it got to the bottom but no one ever got hurt. :p
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May 11, 05
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when i was 3 i ate a slug. *shrugs* people eat snails all the time so i guess its not that weird...
jst one'a those stories my mom LOVES to tell people.
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May 11, 05
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asian traditions for parents to put lucky money under their kids pillow for chinese new years for luck and prosperity. next morning my parents found the money sitting on the floor and found out i ate the whole envelope. mmmmm red paper.
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May 11, 05
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when i was a young kid i got my head stuck in a fence while i was looking at some sheep. As i tried to pull it out i found out that my head stuck. i tired and tried and tried then i cried and cried and cried until my mom tilted my head to the right and pulled me out.
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May 11, 05
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I was at the mall with my mom and I saw a store wil lots of fun looking toys..so I ran at full speed hoping to play with one..not realizing there was glass in front of it..It was like a movie...I had run so hard that I got air and bounced back onto the hard floors...I had a huge purple bruise on my forhead for a week after that...
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May 11, 05
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shoved an erase2 in a kids nose in grade 2.he had to have it removed by a doctor. his mom was the grade 7 teacher, thats didnt go over well. she busted me for huffing white out 5 years later in her class.
ate a dog biscuit in grade 5. used to poop in my backyard sometimes as a little guy smoked weed out my bathroom window stole change from mom n dad
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May 11, 05
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lol@shitting like a dog.
i fell out of a tree once and a branch got stuck in my chest. i pulled it out, but a piece broke off and stayed in me. ask me and i'll show you the scar.
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May 11, 05
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when I was really young I wanted to go play in the snow and being the impatient tot I was, I decided not to wait for my mum to dress me in my snow gear... so I ran outside to play in the snow butt naked. my mum had to run after me and catch me.
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May 12, 05
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When I was ten, I had a chechen friend... (in moscow, russia)
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May 12, 05
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me and my childhood best guy friend when we were like 8 would go out to this big abbandoned barn near where we lived and every day we'd try and light it on fire, fucked if i kno why man, we just recently met up again and its so wierd to think about it like Pyros much we had a bonfire and all my other friend did was make fun of us for being pyros.......
my poor brother got all the blame for the missing matches lol
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May 12, 05
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i had to go to the hospital for lego up my nose one time
i also used to play "nudists" with the girl next door. her parents caught us one time. i had to go to anger management cos i stabbed my sister in the head with a pencil (shes fine now) one time i lit a bunch of shit on fire in my driveway, then filled up a super soaker with camping gas, then sprayed it, and the fire went up the stream of gas into the super soaker, melting it, and burning me. the kids in my neighborhood werent allowed to play with me for like a year
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May 12, 05
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Various encounters with Black Powder, Gasoline and other Fuels... I have a knack for explosives and Fire that has been around for a long time. :) I've now contained those antics for when I'm up in Horsefly.
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May 12, 05
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hahahaha@ the supersoaker story. thats great!
before I got my own horses... when I was about 9 or 10... for some strange reason me and my best friend at the time had it on our heads that we would "steal" the neighbours horses... (their property backed on to ours) we snuck in to my dads tool shop... stole his wire cutters.... dragged them out to the back of the field and start clipping away at the wire.... then tried to coerce the horses through the opening we had made with carrots.... It seemed like such an ingenious idea at the time... but now that I look back I have to laugh.... like they wouldnt have noticed two of their horses had gone missing... and like my mom wouldnt have said anything about two horses suddenly appearing in our field. Lord, what a bright child. However I did steal one of his sheep... but that was when I was 16. his damn sheep would always get in to our yard... and i would chase them out on my horse... one time a baby lamb got caught in the fence.... and he was just tooooo cute. So I grabbed him up and kept him for a few hours before I called the neighbour and told him one of his lambs had mysteriously ended up in our small pen.
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May 12, 05
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i don't remember how old i was at the time, pretty young i guess seeing i don't remember. i'd just had the story hanzel and gretel read to me, apparantly i was dreaming of a cany house. hah i tried to take a bite out of my house. parents thought it was pretty funny.
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May 12, 05
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I accidentally set my parents bed on fire. It really wouldn't have been too bed, exceptt they were on it at the time. I was like 12 at the time and had been smoking in their room (they both smoke, so they never noticed). They got home earlier than they were supposed to, so i butted out the smoke in an ashtray and put it under their bed. Thing was it didn't go out all the way and was still smoldering a bit and they had an old bed with the mattress stuffing sticking out all over. My dad came in and flopped onto the bed, then my mom did the same. The air movement under the bed was enough to flame up the bit that was still lit, and the whole bed started burning in an instant. What's even better, is my Grandma had come home with them too, so she got to witness the whole thing. Watching my dad try and kick out their bedroom window and throw a burning mattress out it was pretty funny, though my parents didn't think so at the time, and thought even less of it when the insurance company decided we were too much of an insurance risk, so they cancelled our policy after that. Oh well, I'm pretty sure it was the bed I was conceived in, so it probably deserved to be burned anyways. We laugh about it now
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May 12, 05
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May 12, 05
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when i was like 3 i ate the foam stuffing from inside the couch, almost choked to death
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May 12, 05
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^^ Almost? well THAT SUCKS!!!
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May 12, 05
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when iwas 8 i pulled a knife on some little girl selling juice on the street, demanding juice from her.. i got in serious shit for that.. I didnt know i was doing wrong at the time..
went on a field trip to a pumpkin patch in elementary.. and pissed on my pants cause i lost my balance in the out house.. ( i said i spilt juice on my self) stole hockey cards from a kid at school, got caught but still denied it i cant think of anything else righ tnow
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