dave and ryan

[sidekick]

trevor saved me a coupon where i can get 12 bagels for the price of 6!

two thoughts ran through my head when he showed me the coupon:

thought #1: oh my god! SIX FREE BAGELS!@#$ :)

thought #2: oh my god! i can't believe i just got that excited over a coupon for free bagels. :(

i can't figure out whether to be happy or sad, so i'm just going to toast myself a bagel instead.

[Erin]

You are so cute!!! :)

[Ryan Ross]

you fiend!!! One day, all the bagels in the world are going to clue into you, and youll have a army of angry bagels coming after you. No word of a lie, it happened to this friend of mine.

[Erin]

Why can I picture Jake running away from a bunch of bagles now...?

[miss.myra]

make me a bagel!

ps - i get excited when they get cheap tangerines at kins!@$

[sidekick]

if an army of bagels came to fight me, i would just raise an army of toaster ovens and feast. feast, my friends!

myra: do you have work on thursday? beach?

[miss.myra]

I work m-f...but i can hang out after work OK!

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

I work m-f...but i can hang out after work OK!

give me a call after work on thursday. i will probably be reading at english bay.

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

if an army of bagels came to fight me, i would just raise an army of toaster ovens and feast. feast, my friends!

but you're forgeting one very important item - manoeuvrability... toaster ovens require cords, without electricity they are nothing. While the bagels are free to roam as they will and with enough strategic planning, could overcome the slow, yet powerful toaster ovens.

and then you have to feast on toaster ovens, and that probably wouldn't be very good.

ps. apparently that is how you spell "manoeuvrability", I spelled checked and everything - looks weird though i tells ya.

[Mr.Dave]

Good for you buddy. You deserve it.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

Good for you buddy. You deserve it.

i should give the other six bagels to you guys, make up for all the ones i've eaten in the last few weeks.

and pbreak: obviously my toaster oven army would be solar powered with a backup gas engine.

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

and pbreak: obviously my toaster oven army would be solar powered with a backup gas engine.

well, the bagels can rest easy for now:

Normal toaster oven power output = 1000 - 1500 watts
it's jakes army, so they'll probably be a bunch of sissys, so we'll go with the 1000W.

Amount of power available from current solar panels = 64 watts/square meter

That's over 15 m^2 of solar panel per toaster oven... I'm sorry jake, but a breakfast item military stratigist you're not.

[sidekick]

^i'll just invent an army of toaster ovens that run off the ammount of current a huge nerd's brain produces when figuring out stupid facts about how much power output a normal toaster oven has.

then i'll capture you and power my army of toaster ovens. i'll be able to run them for ever!

ps. my toaster ovens would NOT be sissies; they would always be switched to the 'dark' function of toasting. screw that baby 'medium' and 'light'.

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

then i'll capture you and power my army of toaster ovens. i'll be able to run them for ever!

ps. my toaster ovens would NOT be sissies; they would always be switched to the 'dark' function of toasting. screw that baby 'medium' and 'light'.

my thoughts are far to random and scattered for you to ever be able to harness their energy in any useful way, so there.

ps. your toaster ovens so WOULD be sissies - you have to keep them on 'dark' because they're weak and can barely even toast at that setting compared to a real toaster oven that would just look at the bagel and it would be toasted.

pps. this is a weird conversation.

[sidekick]

you're just mad because i beat you three times at soul caliber and you can't beat me in fusball.

ps. this IS a weird conversation. it's making me hungry. brb, making toast.

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

you're just mad because i beat you three times at soul caliber and you can't beat me in fusball.

ps. this IS a weird conversation. it's making me hungry. brb, making toast.

buddy, it was twice at SC and if I remember correctly, which happens sometimes, I usually woop yo ass at the fus. Just face it, you'd have an army of underpowered sissy toaster ovens and that's that.

[sidekick]

even if it was twice at SC (though, i remember three) i still beat you more times than you beat me.

plus, i think the times you won against me in fus were near the very beginning, i would bet money i could kick your ass easily (as i remember doing the last few times we've played)

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

even if it was twice at SC (though, i remember three) i still beat you more times than you beat me.

plus, i think the times you won against me in fus were near the very beginning, i would bet money i could kick your ass easily (as i remember doing the last few times we've played)

item #1: no you didn't.

item #2: your memory sucks (eg. item #1). We will play, I will win - and then the end will come for side's kick.

ps. I almost got a sidekick at 7-11 a couple days ago just because of you... but then I decided not to get it because of you.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by pbreak

ps. I almost got a sidekick at 7-11 a couple days ago just because of you... but then I decided not to get it because of you.

hey man. bad publicity is still publicity.