Wum (oooh boy here we go)

[Euro Dollar]

wum delights in for the food of the penis..

[wum]

English?

[baby-phat]

Haha. Yer both cute- in a funny looking foreign kinda way.

Um yeah... I think it's time for me to go sleep now. hehe

[wum]

€uro Dollar secretly PM's me all the time, the fucking homo.

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by wum

English?

that was actually translated to russian from from my original sentence, then i laughed at the translation and retranslated it into english, and that's what i got... i thought it would spice things up a little...

here's the biography of wum's conception

wum's father performed a sexual act(alone) in the bathroom and spilled a drop of semmen onto the toilet seat, then (25 minutes later) wum's mother went to urinate in that same very PUBLIC bathroom and wum was concieved (his parents never met)

[wum]

Il + 1

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by wum

€uro Dollar secretly PM's me all the time, the fucking homo.

not without a reason...

i pm'd wum the ingredients to his favourite drink because he asked me to do it earlier...

here's the drink:

Donkey Semmen
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ingredients:

* 1 1/2 oz Malibu rum
* 2 oz Sour mix
* 2 oz Soda water
* 5 oz Actual donkey semmen (optional to make the wum edition)

Mixing instructions:

Put 4 ice cubes in shaker. Add ingredients. shake well and serve in a margarita glass. Garnish with lime.



the ingredients are from www.webtender.com/db/drink/3912

[baby-phat]

*pouts*
meanie head. lol <3

[wum]

curiously, €uro Dollar has a bunch of links for drink mixes involving semen in his favorites folder. I think him and his dad are making some kind of video

[Juicyka]

HAHAHAHAH....any thread with semen in it, IS FUNNY !

[mapleleaf4ever]

heheheheheh Seamen...

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by wum

curiously, €uro Dollar has a bunch of links for drink mixes involving semen in his favorites folder. I think him and his dad are making some kind of video

with ideas like that and your mom at your side, you could sink titanic!!! (even deeper)

oh, and the dog in your avatar looks like a furry brick... you're even less funny then those people that start talking to you on the skytrain with sarcastic remarks when it gets stuck between stops for longer than 3 minutes...

[wum]

your mom's clit looks like a furry brick. less appetizing though.

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by wum

your mom's clit looks like a furry brick. less appetizing though.

were you used by a bear as a condom when you were younger? or were your brains always that fucked... you smell so bad i can smell you through the internet. you should really try to come up with something more original than combining my previous joke with a your momma joke...

better luck next time chump.

[crookedking]

wum and euro dollar are going to get it on at apex.

[cubed]

Wow, it's like watching two mental midgets fighting to the death in a steel cage.

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by cubed

Wow, it's like watching two mental midgets fighting to the death in a steel cage.

yeah, you're like a cow that is watching it from a field across.

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by crookedking

wum and euro dollar are going to get it on at apex.

i wouldn't do that to you...

[wum]

delete this thread and try again.







...until you've found a better 'yo momma jokes' site to read off of.

[Euro Dollar]

are you retarded? i am not even going to explain to you why your last statement was even stupider than you are...

i like this thread... are you giving up?


...pussy!

[wum]

maybe something got lost in the English translation, Ruski?


this thread is a trainwreck, and you're coming off as more of a fag than ever.

[wum]

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar</FONT>

you smell so bad i can smell you through the internet.

I can't believe I missed that.

Maybe you absorbed too much vodka through your mother's milk or something... oh god...

something made you god forsakenly stupid..

[Veni*C]

Originally Posted by crookedking

wum and euro dollar are going to get it on at apex.

they have to dance battle it out....


3... 6.... 0... stylez!

[~god~]

Have you people seen american wedding? ;)

[Euro Dollar]

sir, you are almost as pathetic as all the smileys you post...


change your avatar before calling people fags... and your nick for that matter...


the best part of you slid down your momma's crack and ended up as a brown/yellow stain on her matress that just won't come off or stop smellin' like a fish factory....

(that never gets old)

try harder pal.



yeah sean, i haven't seen that movie yet... is it good? is something in the thread reminding you of the movie? worth seeing?