Robyn!

Pfffttt - why don't you hop the fence like the rest of the fuckers!

No but seriously - I know the promoter, I think I can hook you up!

[robyn]

No way I love fence hopping!!!

How about I put you in charge of Fence Security and you can yell at everyone who tries to hop the fence.

For this job your requirements will be;

One large stick for hitting ravers with.

One large bottle of gin to get surly with.

One chair to pass out in for when the ravers are scarce and the gin has become burdonsome.

[robyn]

Oh you silly! Gin could never become burdonsome!

I almost needed a helicopter to come bring me from the club back to the SUPER LOFT on Friday. I think it was my inability to walk in a straight line that was burdonsome.....maybe.

[robyn]

That place had the spilliest drinks ever.

Those last ones, I don't even remember what they taste like.

Although, if I suck on the jeans I was wearing, I am sure I can find out. Does it mean I am an alcoholic if I suck the booze out of my clothes?

[wishbone]

dont make me blatantly take over this thread again.
just someone for the love of jeff mention me.

[robyn]

No, I believe it means you're 'thrifty'.

[robyn]

Hey look it's jeff! I love that guy!

Well at least it doesn't mean I have a problem. If I should ever fall on hard times, like now, I will suck on my pants.

Hey it's Jeff! *canoodle*

Robyn will he be allowed to play on the 85 foot patio?

[robyn]

Yes he can play on the patio! And later I'll take him out to the park and walk him.

[wishbone]

you two can obviously be my "in".
you see when i move to burnaby, (LOL BURNABIES robyn) i'll be in the BIG CITY and all known on fnk, then i'll show up at some cool place and be like hay guys what's going on and everyone won't know me except maybe allison but she'll be so drunk she'll come over hug me and fall down.

then i'll be the guy who sits with everyone, never says a word, keeps drinking, then goes home with the chick that i'll marry.

in fact, this is a good idea.

Are you trying to get all up on our Rave Cred and Baller status!

How marriage is a good idea is beyond me?

PS - everytime I see Allison drunk she tries to hump my leg.

[robyn]

The chick that you'll marry? wtf? Go home with some whore from the bar!

OOOHHHH OOHHH OOHHH

CAN I BE THE WHORE?

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by Avana

OOOHHHH OOHHH OOHHH

CAN I BE THE WHORE?

i dunno, i'd have to learn your name first.

oh who am i kidding, i don't even have that standard, i'm from abbotsford.

I was going to say, quit pretending like you have morals and values. Heesh.