Does anyone have a spare helmet I can borrow for tonight?

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So my plan for tonight, is to go out as a drunken Special Olympics athlete. I don't want anyone to start bitching about how it's wrong to make fun of the handicapped or that your sister has down syndrom, so you take offence to my costume idea. I have a special olympics t-shirt, a pair of way-to-big dirty sweat pants, a pair of velcro shoes, a 26 of rum and I can drool like nobodies business. The only thing missing is a big-ass helmet.

The best part is that I'll be going out with a bunch of chicks dressing all slutty, wearing school girl outfits and totally trampy gear. Then there's me with a helmet, drooling. I figure I'll get drunk enough so that I'll be mumbling incoherently and drooling all on my own, rather than trying to act retarded.

Once again, my costume is in no way meant to offend anyone, but if you are offended, then just don't give me any candy when I stop by your house. I've only missed 2 years of trick or treating out of the past 26, I don't plan on going without candy this year. Although I still haven't lost the 10 pounds I gained this past Thanksgiving, and a boat-load of candy probably won't help matters. Oh well.

So anyways, if anyone has a helmet they can spare, the bigger the better, just pm me or reply here or something.