After years of experience... and Years of Analisys...

[Euro Dollar]

I have come to my final conclusion.

Originally Posted by Brad Pitt

Self Improvement is Masturbation.

[fadedsignal]

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar

I have come to my final conclusion.

Self-improvement is masturbation? What's masturbation?
I don't understand.. the quote :070: .Could you explain? :035:

[G-Style]

Originally Posted by fadedsignal

Self-improvement is masturbation? What's masturbation?
I don't understand.. the quote :070: .Could you explain? :035:

If you require lessons in this field drop me a PM. My one on one rates are very affordable.

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by fadedsignal

Self-improvement is masturbation? What's masturbation?
I don't understand.. the quote :070: .Could you explain? :035:

(guys)you take your hand... you wrap it around your penis.... and you proceed with jerking motion... up and down.. untill you ejaculate.

(girls)you take your vibrator........ gently press it down on your clitoris... *note: vibrator must be clean and switched on* and as you are holding the vib, insert desired amount of fingers into your vagina....

[krisamata]

Originally Posted by fadedsignal

Self-improvement is masturbation? What's masturbation?
I don't understand.. the quote :070: .Could you explain? :035:

you wanna be an escort and you dont know what masturbation is?

hmmmmmm....... you might not go very far in that field.

[krisamata]

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar

(guys)you take your hand... you wrap it around your penis.... and you proceed with jerking motion... up and down.. untill you ejaculate.

(girls)you take your vibrator........ gently press it down on your clitoris... *note: vibrator must be clean and switched on* and as you are holding the vib, insert desired amount of fingers into your vagina....

although we should point out that vibrators are not always needed and other things can be substituted

[Euro Dollar]

that was just the most basic version.. there are thousands of variations.

[Euro Dollar]

sorry its the best thing i could come up with at work....

work: talking to middle aged house wives (in their 60's) about their telephone bills...

[krisamata]

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar

that was just the most basic version.. there are thousands of variations.

not really though...the most basic version doesnt include any kinda batter operated machinery to assist

[Euro Dollar]

read my post right after the one you quoted

[omega_image]

how the shit could you not know........thats even worse that not knowing about rick james

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by omega_image

how the shit could you not know........thats even worse that not knowing about rick james

will you forget about that shit... what year did lenin have his puperty?

[omega_image]

how does that even compare to not knowing WHO rick james was

atleast i know who lenin was

[fadedsignal]

Originally Posted by omega_image

how the shit could you not know........thats even worse that not knowing about rick james

I was being silly! :257:

But what does "Self Improvement is Masturbation" means??

[Liqwid]

?????????????????????????????

ok egor

highly confused

~Dalyn:008:

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar

I have come to my final conclusion.

so if i told you to go f*ck your self, than that would be a compliment, right?

[fadedsignal]

Originally Posted by C_squared

so if i told you to go f*ck your self, than that would be a compliment, right?

f*ck yourself = masturbating? :085:

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by C_squared

so if i told you to go f*ck your self, than that would be a compliment, right?

no that would mean i need to improve my self in some way...

-w00t

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by Liqwid

?????????????????????????????

ok egor

highly confused

~Dalyn:008:

as always.

[Liqwid]

I love rats!!!!!!!!

[robyn]

Originally Posted by fadedsignal

I was being silly! :257:

But what does "Self Improvement is Masturbation" means??

He means self improvement is done entirely for yourself, with the sole intent making yourself feel good. IE. Not really the noble pursuit everyone makes it out to be.

ps - Worst thread ever.

[Liqwid]

Originally Posted by robyn

He means self improvement is done entirely for yourself, with the sole intent making yourself feel good. IE. Not really the noble pursuit everyone makes it out to be.

ps - Worst thread ever.

thanks....not confused!

lets do humping soon

~Dalyn:008:

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by robyn

He means self improvement is done entirely for yourself, with the sole intent making yourself feel good. IE. Not really the noble pursuit everyone makes it out to be.

ps - Worst thread ever.

worst thread ever?
if i wasn't in a good mood right now.. i'd flame the pants off a ya....
but then again i'd get turned on watching you without any pants... and try
and make it up to you...

---enought out of me.

[C_squared]

i gave this thread a terribel rating. 1 star.

[Euro Dollar]

i got so much good karma from this thread... it is totally irrelivant how you rated my thread carlos :D
i don't even know why imade it... but i like where its heading...

*i feel a wave of hate coming!!!!*