Finally, All Men United present: The Guy's Rules!

[Euro Dollar]

At last we have taken to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the sotry.



We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules!

Please not these are all number "1" ON PURPOSE!



1. Learn how to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.



1. Sunday sports. It's like a full moor or the changing of the tides. Let it be.



1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.



1. Crying is blackmail.



1. Ask for what you want, Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints DO NOT WORK!

Just say it!



1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers for almost every question.



1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Thats what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument, In fact, all comments

become null and void after 7 days.



1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.



1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,

we ment the other one.



1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already

know best how to do it, just do it yourself.



1. Whenever possible, please say that whatever you have to say during commercials.



1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.



1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a

fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.



1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.



1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing is wrong.

We know you're lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



1. If you ask a questiong you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.



1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as

sports, the shotgun formation, or cars.



1. You have enough clothes.



1. You have too many shoes.



1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.



1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you

know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[~god~]

been done before.

n00b.

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by ~god~

been done before.

n00b.

If your intellectual level hasn't allowed you to grasp this: it's for those who haven't seen it you idiot....

[~god~]

try n dig up the old one.

it was actually funny.

[Euro Dollar]

bump.