C.O.Q Smackdown - The Final Event!!

pbreak · #1 (**permalink**) Mar 24, 05

This is it folks, in the very last game of the season, your heros - aka pbreak and filo - will be taking on the man, the myth and legend, evil incarnate, the terminator himself - RAWB - in a battle royale to the death, also known as hockey.

That's right, our team (the good guys) will be taking on the Thrashers, led by the one crazy mofo that you all love to hate (rawb). We would love to see people out for this game and better yet people takings sides and fighting other spectators over it. The rink is pretty lax and will let you get away with drinking in the stands as long as you're low key about it... this might be your only chance to ever see us face off against such a formidable foe as the Rawbinator.

Where? Planet Ice Coquitlam
When? 10:00pm, Thursday April 7th, 2005
What? I think we already went over this
Why? Because you like to watch dumb guys beat each other up for a stupid rubber puck while drinking and being rowdy.
Who? Everbody.

So let the trash talking begin!

rawb · #2 (**permalink**) Mar 24, 05

RAWB COMING OFF A 3 POINT EFFORT

pbreak · #3 (**permalink**) Mar 24, 05

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RAWB COMING OFF A 3 POINT EFFORT

Excellent work young padiwan, but so is pbreak!! Filo with a goal and an assist as well, i think you've got your work cut out for you...

And people, did I forget to mention - Rawb is a forward, pbreak is D-fence, therefore you'll get to see me stone and hurt rawberto on a regular basis.

mapleleaf4ever · #4 (**permalink**) Mar 24, 05

Sounds like fun! Can we throw Octopi from the Stands?!

rawb · #5 (**permalink**) Mar 24, 05

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Originally Posted by pbreak

Excellent work young padiwan, but so is pbreak!! Filo with a goal and an assist as well, i think you've got your work cut out for you...

And people, did I forget to mention - Rawb is a forward, pbreak is D-fence, therefore you'll get to see me stone and hurt rawberto on a regular basis.

actually i've played d ever since i joined men's leauge.

don't worry it just makes me look better when i skate past you with more ice.

mikey · #6 (**permalink**) Mar 24, 05

Damn it i thought there was gonna be another mud wrestling event =(

BAL1STOPHER · #7 (**permalink**) Mar 24, 05

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Damn it i thought there was gonna be another mud wrestling event =(

hahahah so did i witch would be dope cuz i got too drunk and missed the last one.........but im so down to watch a bunch of ravers play hockey and more importantly beat the crap out eachother

Courtney · #8 (**permalink**) Mar 24, 05

this puts me in a tough posistion..WHOS SIDE DO I TAKE????

mikey · #9 (**permalink**) Mar 25, 05

^^^^

mine in the stands with a joint.

BongMan · #10 (**permalink**) Mar 25, 05

hahah Planet Ice is indeed a fun rink couple questions about your league full contact? and are slapshots allowed?

Courtney · #11 (**permalink**) Mar 25, 05

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^^^^

mine in the stands with a joint.

that sounds fair

Filo · #12 (**permalink**) Mar 25, 05

yeah.slapshots are obviously allowed... body checking isn't allowed but u're guaranteed to see something as some games tend to get chippy as hell

BongMan · #13 (**permalink**) Mar 25, 05

hehehe they usually do

That awsome that full on slap shots are allowed Ive played a couple games in a league that didnt allow them it really sucked to be on defense in that league.

Erin · #14 (**permalink**) Mar 25, 05

I will be there. GO ERIN!!!

cheeseburger · #15 (**permalink**) Mar 26, 05

think steve moore bitches.. steve MOOORE

pbreak · #16 (**permalink**) Mar 29, 05

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Originally Posted by rawb

actually i've played d ever since i joined men's leauge.

don't worry it just makes me look better when i skate past you with more ice.

The only time you'll be skating past me is when you're scrambling to get back into the play after getting laid out by yours truly, biatch!!

8 more days!!

pbreak · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 05

Breaking news: pbreak suffered a reoccuring injury to his elbow, lost lots of blood, but still should be in fine shape by thursday thanks to polysporin to woop some rawb but. That's the news for today.

rawb · #18 (**permalink**) Apr 03, 05

my teams a mess right now, not so stoked anymore

pbreak · #19 (**permalink**) Apr 04, 05

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my teams a mess right now, not so stoked anymore

i'm probably playin a game right before this one, so maybe that might make it a little more even for you... not really though.

and hey, when you say "Hugo" is your roommate, are you referring to a Hugo that used to go to UBC about 4 years ago?

rawb · #20 (**permalink**) Apr 04, 05

how tall was he?

pbreak · #21 (**permalink**) Apr 04, 05

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how tall was he?

I think he was about 3'2" - no wait, that was my circus midget... i dunno 5'10" - 6" ish... light brown hair, dreamy eyes.

rawb · #22 (**permalink**) Apr 04, 05

naw, hugo is about a foot and a half, grey hair.

pbreak · #23 (**permalink**) Apr 04, 05

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naw, hugo is about a foot and a half, grey hair.

yah, that probably isn't him then, unless he's missing his torsoe - kinda like the head detective from in living colour.

rawb · #24 (**permalink**) Apr 04, 05

he is missing legs and a neck

pbreak · #25 (**permalink**) Apr 06, 05

One more sleep til the big game - TOMMOROW NIGHT!!! Everybody I know MUST come!

So Rawb, both me and Filopellliiiillli played for Broco last night and helped battle out a fairly decisive victory over the second place team, so you guys have your work cut out for ya!