I met a cute lady...

[jenai]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

maybe he's trying to save himself a couple bucks by stalking elves instead of average height people....

http://fnk.ca/board/f37/toilet-bowl/...6/#post1957539

that's cos female leprechauns are so rare, considering that they are the ttreasure at the end of the rainbow.

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by jenai

i feel honoured for being the imaginary fall guy for your sick misogynist fantasies.

hahahahaha its true!!!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by jenai

that's cos female leprechauns are so rare, considering that they are the ttreasure at the end of the rainbow.

Okay, I really don't recommend bringing this story up on the first date.

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by jenai

i feel honoured for being the imaginary fall guy for your sick misogynist fantasies.

Go and read all your posts and ask who the real misogynist is in all of this?

I take comfort in knowing at least the others are joking.

[impure]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Okay, I really don't recommend bringing this story up on the first date.

you're implying that there will actually be a first date. based on that elf thread, i don't see any hope in that department.

[stabmyhead]

Originally Posted by jenai

yes, it beats the success driven Asian women who marry for status.

tho overall, i have yet to hear guff from Asian women online after revealing I am on welfare so my conclusion is, anti-welfare-bum sentiments are almost exclusively a majority opinion.

Just because women pity you because you are on welfare, doesn't mean they like you. Just a heads up, most women prefer their men to not be pathetic.

[jenai]

so explain welfare couples.

[ebbomega]

Welfare chicks don't think welfare dudes are pathetic.

[jenai]

if she thought i was pathetic, i wouldn't learn about her family.

as well, if she wasn't the least bit interested in me, then she wouldn't have "accidentally" pocketed my pen after signing out.

[stabmyhead]

Originally Posted by jenai

if she thought i was pathetic, i wouldn't learn about her family.

as well, if she wasn't the least bit interested in me, then she wouldn't have "accidentally" pocketed my pen after signing out.

It could also mean that you're a stalker and she is a thief.

[lildonkey]

Stfu jenai.

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by jenai

if she thought i was pathetic, i wouldn't learn about her family.

as well, if she wasn't the least bit interested in me, then she wouldn't have "accidentally" pocketed my pen after signing out.

thats funny because i think its an accident that youre not institutionalized.

[EPID3MIK-7]

Originally Posted by jenai

as well, if she wasn't the least bit interested in me, then she wouldn't have "accidentally" pocketed my pen after signing out.

So Shit! That means all the women I work with at the office really dig me, cuz my pens get stolen all time!!! :wacko:

Wow....just...wow.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by EPID3MIK-7

So Shit! That means all the women I work with at the office really dig me, cuz my pens get stolen all time!!! :wacko:

Wow....just...wow.

Hmm, that also means the old man janitor who steals my pens and paperclips has a thing for me.

Fuck.

[jenai]

lol -- flame on.