polite night stands

[Carrie]

I know of a girl who thought she was the girlfriend because the guy didn't end it properly.

She accused him of cheating when she saw him going home with another girl.

girls are crazy

[yoko*]

Originally Posted by Carrie

I know of a girl who thought she was the girlfriend because the guy didn't end it properly.

She accused him of cheating when she saw him going home with another girl.

girls are crazy

lol. Guys do this too (assume relationship status because you fucked)
People are cray cray.

[ppcock]

One night stands are different for sure, once the girl just got up and left after six long sessions. best time ever
the last one, i got up and left.

Always try and go to the other persons house.
then you can just fuck off without saying anything.

[miss.myra]

^ good advice.

also, the 'shit i have to get up REALLY EARLY tomorrow and do blablabla' thing.

chances are it might deter them from staying to catch a few more zzz's. the only problem is if they really want the snugs you have to actually have to get up early the next day, get ready and go to leave the house :/

not like i've tried that before or anything..haha

[GSG9]

Originally Posted by Tea

Most guys try the IGNORE HER bit, but i feel the best way to reach most girls is to TELL THEM directly. Otherwise she is going to analyze it to death, making up all kinds of excuses, or even worse she will revert to "Self blaming", which is never a good thing.

Also, most girls know that a guy will never tell them straight up, "LOOK I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU ANYMORE" beause most dudes want to keep the option open that they can still get laid from this chic, or that this girl is still a potential booty call if needed so one day/drunk night randomly. This is why they don't usually reply and leave girls spinning, but if you really, really don't want to go there again (because she got feelings) or because you have feelings (for someone else) it is probably best to just tell her. She may not want to be friends at first, but she will respect you again one day, especially if you had enough respect for her to TELL HER that you like her enough as a person not to string her on....flattery is good....not too much...let her know that keeping it cool is important, and by bestowing some courtesy upon her (granted she's not toooo attached) you will eventually get the same response from her.

that corny as hell.

Originally Posted by robyn

i once pushed someone out of bed in such a way that their head hit the nightstand on the way down

yea ive don that. but replace her head with the back and the nightstand with a disassembled tippmann paintball gun that was on my floor.
blood and lube are wierd to clean off a marker.

[Tea]

Originally Posted by GSG9

that corny as hell.



yea ive don that. but replace her head with the back and the nightstand with a disassembled tippmann paintball gun that was on my floor.
blood and lube are wierd to clean off a marker.

wow...based on your posts pretty shocked girls sleep with you period....


Honesty is not corny, its harsh, which is why most people chose to play games (or take the easy street), but when you are honest you leave the other person with no other choice but to accept the facts. They are no longer allowed to construct theories that suit their own desires....

[lildonkey]

just make sure you wake up before them, and then put your face 1 inch away from their face and stare into their eyes

the MOMENT they open their eyes, say "so what happened last night..... what does that make us?"

that should work

if not, just light a bear scare under their pillow followed by bear macing the girl and when she jumps up freaking out tell her you thought there was a bear in the bed

[Goat]

pre-emptive to the weekend, bring a bucket filled with sand into your bedroom. (if anyone asks you can say it's an ash tray) After the throes of passion and convulsive thrusting stop and you're both about to hit the hay, light a road flare and tell her you're afraid of the dark.

edit: *do not attempt if you and/or your date are tripping balls on illegal substances.

[robyn]

Originally Posted by robyn

i once pushed someone out of bed in such a way that their head hit the nightstand on the way down

ok honestly i didn't even fuck that person i just really wanted to take a nap in the bed they were in

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by Goat

pre-emptive to the weekend, bring a bucket filled with sand into your bedroom. (if anyone asks you can say it's an ash tray) After the throes of passion and convulsive thrusting stop and you're both about to hit the hay, light a road flare and tell her you're afraid of the dark.

edit: *do not attempt if you and/or your date are tripping balls on illegal substances.

That's too much work, i'd rather just jerk off.

[Goat]

it takes 1.3 seconds to light a road flare, what in the shit are you talking about?

[GSG9]

holy shit youve timed it?

[Goat]

it probably takes less. never lit a road flare before? go buy one and try it out next time you go to the movies.

[laska]

"We should totally move in together"

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by laska

"We should totally move in together"

Also has severe backfire potential.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

also, the 'shit i have to get up REALLY EARLY tomorrow and do blablabla' thing.

I wouldnt recommend the "i gotta get up early" excuse.

One day, you might wanna go back because the night you had was amazing. Then, she might not take you for a second ride.

Don't burn your bridges.. unless, it was purely terrible expirience like if you went down on her and she didnt shave. ewwwww.
(or at least trim)