BAD IN BED=question for the dudes

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Prissypants

3 things that make someone bad in bed:

Lack of experience.

NOT TRUE.

I had an ex, I was her first, she was wild & crazy right out the gate.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

whoa i didn't realize being so vanilla was such a touchy subject

hi remember that time i went to body perv/sin city/other bastardized barstar fetish night like twice in my life and then i was all likes ZOMG IM SO CHOCOLATE!!!!yous so vanilla.


:S

[Global]

Originally Posted by Bevvy Swift

i find theres only a few kinds of bad sex:

1 - painful pelvic grinding sex: where female mounts male in an agressive fashion, attempting to be assertive and sexy, only to crush balls with forceful downward stroke, or bend penis at awkward angle while gyrating forcefully. may result in broken dick.

Bevvy, I think girls do that because they like where it places your wag-staff all up in there. Even though it isn't too fun for us I usually let 'em rock it out for a bit before flippin' em over.

Bad Sex has more to do with chemistry than anything. If she likes to lay there, and I want a freak, then I'm with the wrong chick. Personally I like to work up to the sex with kissing and foreplay (only when I actually care!!). Otherwise I'm no better than the rag doll, am I?

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by Global

Bevvy, I think girls do that because they like where it places your wag-staff all up in there. Even though it isn't too fun for us I usually let 'em rock it out for a bit before flippin' em over.

yeah bevan.....WHAT ABOUT WHAT WE WANT??????? hahaha. but really, it goes both ways......what about when your shoving your "wag-staff" way up there from behind. i'll let you rock out for a bit before i flip YOU over

can we have a talk about what makes guys bad in bed. cause i could write a book.

[ppcock]

that something to be proud of?

(you stepped into it, had to take advantage.. still loves ya)

no, but sex is a two way street. guys are guilty of all the same atrocities listed here. both sexes equally suck at times.

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by Avana

no, but sex is a two way street. guys are guilty of all the same atrocities listed here. both sexes equally suck at times.

for the record.

I always dominate :)

^ not going to happen northboy.

[Carrie]

if you can't laugh about it in bed.. then you shouldn't be trying to do it.

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by Avana

can we have a talk about what makes guys bad in bed. cause i could write a book.

bahahaha, i would totally read your book!!!!!

[ppcock]

I'd jerk off to it!

[ebbomega]

Eh, I'll wait for the movie.

[Revolver]

this thread has some potential

[ebbomega]

TTIUWPl

[Phrenetic]

Must Not...fap....

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Eh, I'll wait for the movie.

haha - way to back up my point.

[NinjaBoy]

Fnk Blind Orgy!

[SWIFTBEATS]

haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha fnk is cool again this thread is so funny!

Jeremy

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by SWIFTBEATS

haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha fnk is cool again this thread is so funny!

Jeremy

Shotgun anus.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Avana

haha - way to back up my point.

What takes you a book to explain I can sum up in three words:

Anything EbboDave does.

[ppcock]

It was a razor blade dildo.

Doesnt anyone watch Se7en?


(I seriously thought i was going to get a "load" of karma for my last post)

Originally Posted by ebbomega

What takes you a book to explain I can sum up in three words:

Anything EbboDave does.

so you admit sucking? :weird:

[ppcock]

and swallowing.

[TrixX]

oh gawd.......gut busting laughter.........

bahahahah BLIND ORGY..........way to up the sucking in bed factor