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Andy Rooney on Prisoners.
Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year to house each prisoner? _Jeez, for forty-thousand bucks apiece I'll take a few prisoners into my house. _I live in Los _Angeles. _I already have bars on the windows. I don't think we should give free room and board to criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill and generate electricity. _And, if they don't want to run, they can rest in the chair that's hooked up to the generator. |
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here are some that i really liked, enjoy=):
"Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." "everything is okay in the end. if it's not okay, then it's not the end." "what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to decieve" "Love isn't finding a perfect person, it's seeing an imperfect person perfectly" "We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them, fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." "Tears Are Words The Heart Can't Say" "Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the day we're born." "They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel." "Bluntness is a virtue." |
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here's a few outta my Cool Quotes collection:
(who knows, one or two of em may have been said by one of YOU) :) "life is much like speakers. i'd rather have an active set-up than a passive one." -James lamat "Our eyesight is only here to test if we can see beyond it." -Waking Life "Your efforts to remain the same are what limits you." -Project 2501, Ghost in the Shell "If a tree falls in the forest and crushes a baby, but no one is around to see it, is it still hilarious?" -Eric (Goths-R-Lame) |"all this talk about abortion is making me want to have sex. " -*spacecase* "The world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel." -Unknown "hhmm.. I really don't understand how anyone COULDN'T be attracted to females.. (well at least untill they open their mouths)" -MistressSpankME "So don't plague me with doubts and reality-checks. I've had enough reality-checks. It's time to redefine reality, and if you don't think it can be done, then why are you living?" -Shiraz, on tribalharmonix.org "I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief." -Gerry Spence, 'How to Argue and Win Every Time' |
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"Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly." - Langston Hughes
"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend." - Albert Camus "My life style determines my death style" - Metallica |