anal sex

[Revolver]

new to it.

pm me.

[Kelster]

hahaha

it hurts :(

[ebbomega]

PM Crazy Dave.

[Lady Dame]

hahahahahahahahahaha


forget to log out again John?

[ebbomega]

No, no.... he's just waiting for the opportune time... I think he's aiming for the "just slip it in" approach.

[MistressSpankME]

since when does it just "slip in"?!? :S

[Lady Dame]

jenna, we could make it work!

little lube!

[Kelster]

you know when things are fast and pounding and he slips out?
well you rush to continue, and 'accidently' he slips it in the wrong hole :sick:

it happens...well its happened too me, but not like it went anywhere

[ebbomega]

You guys seriously need to see the "How to get your girlfriend to have anal sex" video.

"Remember, anal sex is better than regular sex because:
- It's warmer
- It's tighter, and
- It's more degrading to women."

[MistressSpankME]

Try ALOT of lube.

Kelly I can see that happening, but I don't think slip is the right word to be used. At least not with me.

Then again maybe my asshole is tighter than others!

(wow, even that made ME blush.)

[inkster]

uhhh. how exactly do you determine something like that? do your turds come out shaped like spaghetti?

[Akeel]

i've said it before...but this time i really mean it.


best thread ever. period.

[Bitchin]

HAHA, the thread made moi laugh.

I agree with Jenna.. it dont 'just' slip in... even if he gets the wrong hole! Cuase like ebbomega said.. it tighter... or does kelly just loose every where?? HAHA

kiddin kel ;)

Dale, BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[shit I'm gonna wake my mom up!]

[*spacecase*]

whats the big deal about anal sex?

all you need is Lube and the ability to relax. simple.

[MistressSpankME]

^ we weren't arguing that. I just can't see it slipping on in by accident!


my ass is not a slip and slide

[MistressSpankME]

(neither is J'nettes!)

[strawberr_E]

halarious thread. thumbs up for anal sex :c-tard:

[hardstylin]

Originally posted by MistressSpankME
^ we weren't arguing that. I just can't see it slipping on in by accident!


my ass is not a slip and slide

hahaha when guys pull out to far and then put it in ur ass its no accident!!!! its the oldest trick in the book :)

[*spacecase*]

my ass is not a slip n slide, either.

[Rhianna]

Originally posted by hardstylin


hahaha when guys pull out to far and then put it in ur ass its no accident!!!! its the oldest trick in the book :)

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It's just dark and I thought I was going somewhere else.

[hardstylin]

^^^^^ hahahahaha you know what im talkin about!!!

peace :)

[MistressSpankME]

Originally posted by *spacecase*
my ass is not a slip n slide, either.

I didn't say it was.. you are soo missing the point here.

Dicks do not just "slip", slide, prance, glide, slither into an unprepared asshole unless there has been a football or someones head up their recently. (exagerating on that point of course, but hopefully you get the point)

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with anal sex!!

[*spacecase*]

^ geee, thanks for that nice little lesson on anal sex. I can rest better tonight now that I have been schooled by the all-knowing Mistress.

LIKE, DUH.

who here DOESN'T understand that dicks don;t just slip into assholes? oy....

[Rytalin]

/me summons Uncle Frank

[Bitchin]

Originally posted by MistressSpankME
unless there has been a football or someones head up their recently. (exagerating on that point of course, but hopefully you get the point)

haha.. talk about tearing a new asshole!