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Old Mar 27, 04
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The Mess...
Is it just me , or does every movie containing a sex scene have the wierdest climax? I don't know about you but right after sex, wether it's protected or not, there's a shit load of mess to clean on both ends. ( also opens up the venue of having a shower together :smoke1: )
You don't experience bliss, sigh, then roll into each others arms romantically.
Where exactly does it go? I mean I ask that everytime there's a sex scene in a movie and they just lie there, it's disgusting.
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Old Mar 27, 04
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Just goes to show that Movies are far from realistic.. lol..
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Old Mar 27, 04
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I thought this was about an anal sex experience.
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Old Mar 27, 04
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it's all about the movie where she goes down on the guy, he blows a load all over her face, and she just cuddles up and lays her head down on his chest and they fall asleep holding eachother.

so...heartwarming....

*tear*
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Old Mar 27, 04
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me and my lovers marinade in our lust juices for a while then go wash our butts:)
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Old Mar 27, 04
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it goes in my mouth
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Old Mar 28, 04
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^^ werd.haha
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Old Mar 28, 04
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it goes in my mouth
Nice one! :kam:
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Old Mar 28, 04
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it goes in my mouth
Even the Santorum?
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Old Mar 28, 04
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Even the Santorum?
wow, someone else knows what that means :c-tard:
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Old Mar 28, 04
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Hahaha this thread makes me laugh..
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Old Mar 28, 04
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wow, someone else knows what that means :c-tard:
Doesn't take _too_ much to pick up a Georgia Straight.
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Old Mar 28, 04
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anybody else think it's weird if your grandmother wacks off a parakeet?
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Old Mar 29, 04
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Doesn't take _too_ much to pick up a Georgia Straight.
takes_a_lot_to actually read it though, especially when you look at the denizins of this joint ;)
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Old Mar 29, 04
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anybody else think it's weird if your grandmother wacks off a parakeet?

wtf tim!
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Old Mar 29, 04
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^ it was in savage love. that's an article in the georgia straight.

on topic: that's a good point. i always hated it when people still had perfect hair and make up after words. sorry it's not like that.
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Old Mar 29, 04
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Even the Santorum?
YES! it's like the icing on ma caaake :moon:
Last edited by Kelster; Mar 29, 04 at 11:06 PM.
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Old Mar 29, 04
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LMAO...
movies are so far from reality...unless they actually think ppl do that after sex... then theyre just retarded....
they have to make it look all nice n shit.... cause noone wants to see all the mess after.. unless ur watchin a porno :PartEkid:
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Old Mar 29, 04
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hhahaha funny thread!
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Old Mar 29, 04
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wtf tim!
you have no frame of reference here!
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Old Apr 05, 04
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SAVAGE LOVE rules. haha but knowing cheebus 420 and his sheet washing schedual i have no plans on sitting on your bed haha. lets blaze soon!!
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Old Apr 05, 04
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Yah, it's just not the same without the money shot... clean sex is boring. lol
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