Special Techniques Of Lovemaking

[Iokua]

Ok so I read in this magazine that every guy has this routine that they go through every time they want to have sex or anything like that...kind of like the first time they had it...it's like a comfort blanket...So here's a question for everyone.

What do you do to get it up...you know...anything special before you both get it on?
Girls can answer this too it would be nice to hear some inventive ones...

[Ragga_Wh0re]

my routine i go through is : shave the legs,shave the pits,shave the cooch.Slather myself in fruity body lotion,throw on a g string,pick up teh phone,and call for a piece of ass.

Its really quite simple and not time consuming at all.

In order to get "it" up, i gently place my lips around teh cock and....

hahahahahahahahahahaha.

this thread makes no sense to me.

[Ryan Ross]

i cover myself from head to toe in tar and feathers, flap my arms and make dying chicken noises. Its hot.

[*spacecase*]

Originally Posted by Blunted

i cover myself from head to toe in tar and feathers, flap my arms and make dying chicken noises. Its hot.

I know i'm turned on.

[jib monkey]

Originally Posted by Blunted

i cover myself from head to toe in tar and feathers, flap my arms and make dying chicken noises. Its hot.

i kinda do the same thing. except i run up and down the street. joking aside i have no routine other than the whole oral routine..now that i think of it it's kinda sweet hmmm gummers

[rawb]

i usually undo my belt, falter, and end up sobbing softly to myself before falling asleep.

[Iokua]

Haha...alright then...it's not so much a hugely physical thing that you do...it's hard to explain...it's kind of like a feeling the guy gets before he gets excited more than what you do to him...maybe it made more sense on paper.

[Goat]

Originally Posted by Blunted

i cover myself from head to toe in tar and feathers, flap my arms and make dying chicken noises. Its hot.

I thought i was the only one *tear*...

Another personal favourite: grabbing a big tub of vaseline, spreading it over every available inch, then systematically cling wrapping myself head to toe.

*sploogy sploogy*

[mapleleaf4ever]

Oooh! Try Axle Grease sometime! It's fawking way more erotic feeling... You can thank me later. lol :)

[neoh]

I could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.

.. or fuck you.
not necessaraly in that order.



::GHETTO::

[strawberr_E]

what??? i think this needs further explination. or clearer definition.i don't have any real beforehand mental. prep i'm always horney.

some ones going to give me bad karma again i know it.

[jomama]

i call your mom

[bob]

mental prep?
shit, i hear a girl's voice say "hi, i'm..." and i'm ready to go.