Childless couple told to try sex

**ƒORM** · #1 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

Taken from

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

Might load funny

Ananova:

Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

Pussy_Kat · #2 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

bahahaha ppl these days.......do they not have TV in Germany?

P.S STILL WONT LET ME SEND!

Euro Dollar · #3 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

if i was the doctor (and if the wife was hot) i'd lead by example and show her husband how to do it... on her... that'd be fun :D

ulala · #4 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

hahahaha wow.. these people have been missing out for a long time.

Bitchin · #5 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

I can barely go a day without sex.. 30 YEARS???

dear gawd...

I wonder if it's gonna break up the marriqage for those 2..?

e_BoY · #6 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

talk about missing out

thisismynick - haha yea the husband wouldn't even mind too. since he doesnt know what sex is he wont be like "wtf get ur fucking hands off my wife" hed just be looking at u like ohhhh so this is what we have to do to make babies.

MissBehavior · #7 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

In this day and age, religious or not, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!

hardstylin · #8 (**permalink**) May 19, 04

thats fucked

M!SKA · #9 (**permalink**) May 19, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissBehavior

In this day and age, religious or not, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!

no shit!!! they must live an extremely sheltered life. no tv, no radio, no magazines. no PEOPLE. no anything.
thats really really sad.

miss.myra · #10 (**permalink**) May 19, 04

haha

GO IMMACULATE CONCEPTION!

stringbeans · #11 (**permalink**) May 19, 04

i want to be a sex therapist

Segued · #12 (**permalink**) May 19, 04

wow, simply wow

decypher · #13 (**permalink**) May 19, 04

lol that women is in for one QUICK surprise.. the guy is gonna be like "holy shit"

man 30 yearrrrs... ouch, thats gotta be one case of the blue balls

Jen-E-03 · #14 (**permalink**) May 19, 04

What!? u have to have the "sex" to have children??? WOW, i learn sumthin new everyday!!

EMERGENCE · #15 (**permalink**) May 20, 04

^ How about an experiment...

Veni*C · #16 (**permalink**) May 20, 04

haha... thats somewhat depressing... yet highly entertaining....

where do you find this shit lex?... hehe.